23 Comments

1. 

   Darth_Laidher on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   You know, that plan sounds so crazy that it might… just…. work.

2. 

   Former-Light4284 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   Cold blooded, Damn

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   ms_channandler_bong on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   Where’s Yilong Ma.

4. 

   A_Evi on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   Unironically he starts loving on dictators and saying he wants to turn Twitter into a Wechat social credit system for Americans. Good luck trying to make normal people who aren’t soy chugging Elon fanatics go along with that.
   The only way Elon would get blocked by regulators is if he was recognized as an enemy foreign agent by the US government in which case overpaying for the bird app will be the least of his problems. 

5. 

   Billionairess on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   Elon already has ties to china and the ccp officials, regulators didnt really care about his purchase of twitter months ago.

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   DimesOnHisEyes on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   So is the bird

7. 

   hakuno-satube on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   How many times do I have to explain to people that Russia is no longer a Communist nation

8. 

   errlru on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   What a gas dependant factory in Berlin does to mf…

9. 

   ReadyExamination5239 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

   Comrade Commissar Elioid Muskov

10. 

    EstablishmentSignal7 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    Russia hasn’t been communist since 1991 dumdum

11. 

    bobalou2you on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    So are the regulators

12. 

    stockchaser317 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    More like 4D dumbass! -Red Forman-

13. 

    0x11C3P on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    If this has a shred of credibility, I wonder how that will play out on future DoD contracts.

14. 

    newchapter84 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    Oh wow maybe you are onto something here holy shit

15. 

    r2002 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    This is like literally the plot of Working Girls.

16. 

    bazza85g on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    Is a pump and dump expert and will end up in jail. Ignore him.

17. 

    DangerStranger138 on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    

18. 

    MilaKunisWatermelon on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    More like 1D chess… if he didn’t want the bird he shouldn’t have offered money for it. He’s playing himself like a true regard.

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    HereToLearnNow on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    he’s a fraud, he can’t raise the money to buy it. Elon’s all talk

20. 

    dlpsfayt on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    So when did he become communist? Did media label him so like Orange man?

21. 

    Slarrrrrrrty on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    This is actually pretty brilliant, and just crazy genius enough to be legit. But personally, I’d just buy Amazon at the current discount. I mean, who do you know that doesn’t buy damn near everything there now? And Bezos, that guy’s hardly ever in the news these days, keeping everything on the low, smart.

22. 

    Tally_Walker on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    Communism is trendy why would that get him out of it?

23. 

    enc-nyc on October 13, 2022 at 7:11 am

    Плющ. М. А. ….. Blya :))))