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50K $TSLA Earnings YOLO
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Now this is a yolo. All you kids out there take note.
This is why I come to wsb
I feel like that guy sitting at roulette table just watching.
Oh boy…good luck you fucking regard
Man saw Netflix and wants some of that CAKE
Godspeed. You have bigger balls than me.
Welp im selling my calls rn
I’m diamond handing these fuckers no matter what happens today
https://imgur.com/a/0KMUy8e
A 50k yolo pinned to the front page?
Well you know what that means, sorry for all you call holders.
I’m gonna go take a 2 hour nap the first thing I’ll be doing after is opening this thread to break your balls or congratulate you.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1582778449583693836?s=46&t=v7D-n_1HmCebjHMrV5IZKw
If they announce buybacks tonight, you might have to retire soon…
Hey OP, does it give you loqer back pain? Having to walk around everywhere with balls that big and heavy…
Good night sweet prince
Ffs, I don’t know what’s more impressive, the fact that he has 50K to gamble, or the actual play expiring Friday.
Annnnnnnd it’s gone
That was easy. Kiss your 50k good bye.
I’m right here with you bro, except I have one contract because I am a poor. Maybe one day
RIP
See you at Wendy’s, we start at 8:00am, sharp!
Coming here for the comments
Good luck OP truly a roll of the dice, if I had to guess I’d say they beat slightly but guide poorly and the stock drops, but it could go either way. I think it’s unlikely to be a small move either way.
RIP soldier
Well, there’s always the Army
I have puts just 750 bucks, but I’ll pray for you
Rip this guy
CUCKED ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
GUH moment inbound
And it’s gone
Congrats on pissing away 50k
“It’s beautiful Clark”
Damn im nervous with just my 1.3k yolo
didn’t they already indicate less than ideal delivery #’s? what would cause earnings to be good? not saying it won’t , I’m actually curious
I will be glued to the screen even when I buy 1 OTM call. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)
ITM? You are supposed to buy OTM for better results.
Imagine if you took that 50k and bought 0DTE SPX puts at the top today. You’d be so damn rich
50K ON WEEKLIES!!! THIS MAN WILL LOSE IT ALL OR RETIRE. Life-changing play
RIP BOZO
This looked good for a couple minutes lmao
Your fucked
Just as Bearhunter predicted
Anddddd it’s gone
rip i was hoping for you.
RIP. They missed. Sorry bruh.
Oh well it’s only money
How is it going OP??