27 Comments

1. 

   PandaLifeStyle95 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Nobody read the 2 page statement?? Statement points to potentially less rate hikes so stocks spiked. Then JPow came up and was like, “by no means does that mean a pause in rate hikes” and then stocks tanked lol

2. 

   Various_Classroom_50 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Why is spy exploding on expected hike?

3. 

   fen-q on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Let’s see the gain porn from 0dte calls

4. 

   drewtheostrich on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Hawkish outlook?

5. 

   Comb-Pleasant on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Annnnnd we are red

6. 

   max1468 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Stonks are pumping though. I don’t understand anything anymore

7. 

   SpongebobSoundByte on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Dumbasses on WSB don’t remember the last 4 rate hikes? Shits green AF for like a week then back down

8. 

   herefromyoutube on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   I shorted stock at 1:58pm.

   At 2:01 I was down $200 dollars. I sold.

   I just looked again and I would be up at least $200.

   why am i so fucking impatient.

9. 

   goldenlamp on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

   Spy 

10. 

    OnlyFAANG on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Stonks go up

11. 

    SassyMethHead on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    I bought poots today. Big mistake.

12. 

    HungryMugiwara on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Markets have to be fake

13. 

    Gaff1515 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Press conference is where it’s at

14. 

    Braaapp-717 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    *Now* I’m buying puts

15. 

    PaulR504 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    For those confused. Markets always bottom before the actual recession. Market is currently pricing in a “pause” after December and current earnings as a floor.

    It does not change the fact earnings are going to take a beating in 2023 which means a lower floor.

16. 

    VisualMod on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    >The Fed is expected to announce a interest rate decision on Wednesday, December 14th. The current forecast is for rates to remain at 4.00%, but this could change depending on economic conditions nearer the time of the announcement.

17. 

    cfarm on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    the key is the wording around taking into consideration “cumulative” hikes. this has a dovish tone.

18. 

    KingNFA on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    S&P +1% in a few seconds, this makes no sense I’m so tired of this. My puts are so down

19. 

    idkeverynameistaken9 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Every analyst this week: Fed will pivot, stonks to the moon

    Fed: We will do appropriate hikes until it ends when it ends which might be higher than originally anticipated or not, it will be some way to go but we hope it’ll go smoothly though maybe it won’t and we’ve been very clear about this

    Markets: ???????

    Honestly, at this point it’s the exact same dance every time.

20. 

    JerryLeeDog on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Haha today makes sense. All the smart money is stupid today because the market is clearly drunk

21. 

    Express-Ability752 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Sounds like a sad couple of Christmases ahead.

22. 

    Successful_Car1670 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    What’s not expected is theta eating everyone

23. 

    Grape_Ape1980 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Nothing to see here folks. You were told no damn pivots long time ago

24. 

    Full_Exam9060 on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Yuuuupppppets lettsss goooo

25. 

    Accidental___martyr on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    SPY just went bananas

26. 

    jiantoi on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    Spy is confused

27. 

    alicevenator on November 4, 2022 at 6:23 am

    fuck your puts and fill this wendy’s job application