39 Comments

1. 

   GrafVonWalbeck on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   I’m not a cat

2. 

   Intelligent-Usual994 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   Khajiit has options, if you have coin.

3. 

   NormQuackdonald on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   That would be the Roaring Kitty clause

4. 

   devilsgospel666 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   My cat just opened an account and yolo’d all my money into meme stocks, thanks dude

5. 

   DimesOnHisEyes on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   Sorry mark Zuckerberg it appears you are not allowed to use Robinhood, lizard people are not allowed.

6. 

   oranjebuda on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   The Cat of Wall Street

7. 

   ImDestructible on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   Legit question. Is this a tax loophole? Are felines liable for capital gains? It is very strange this is in their actual agreement. I thought OP edited it for a screenshot.

8. 

   slapMyNuke on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   Stop being a pussy 

9. 

   workinguntil65oridie on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

   

10. 

    TF_Sally on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Can anybody point me to some possible reason why they would have put this in there? A little joke for people who actually read the Terms and Conditions? Was there a catkin furry lawsuit or something?

11. 

    Eff_Robinhood on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    To be fair most cats are smarter than a lot of WSB traders. And they’d probably make better trades just by walking on the keyboard.

12. 

    Tonka111 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    The pussy controls the cash in my house.

13. 

    shawerma_sauce on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    

14. 

    fonn4 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    “I am not a cat”

15. 

    noclass05 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Diamond paws

16. 

    alejito29 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    That’s discrimination against dogs

17. 

    gatsby365 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Bears. Bulls. Cats.

18. 

    tigerkingsam on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    By “Feline” they mean “Paper handed Pussies”

19. 

    gigantoir on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    catgirl traders DM me

20. 

    Famous_Honey_7533 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Meow meow…meooow

21. 

    BasedSliceOfWinning on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    I feel bad having to ask, I’m autistic and don’t do well with jokes. Is this real?!

22. 

    IMNoob1 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Nice

23. 

    paulvincent29 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    There really is someone out there that reads the paperwork! Congratulations sir!

24. 

    KuroNekoX3 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Pushing all the buttons is what we all do when inv…. ahem gambling. Not much different from cats

25. 

    Smithmonster on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    We will still from anyone except our friends.

26. 

    Ohmaygahh on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Puts on dogs!

27. 

    Acceptable_Trade_463 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    What they don’t know.
    won’t hurt them..
    ^im ^^a ^^^dog ^^^^bitches

28. 

    LetsGoSilver on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    No Big Dawgs.

29. 

    double_dead_eyes on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Meow

30. 

    asdoduidai on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    So if the cat goes on the keyboard it’s on the cat

31. 

    Illustrious_Mark_182 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    So if I identify as a dog, I don’t need to cover my calls?

32. 

    FortuneAsleep8652 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    I am not a lawyer. I am a cat.

33. 

    Content_Class_9152 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Went to Robinhoods HQ back in 2014. Can confirm they had multiple cats in the office …

34. 

    casper19d on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Now define a woman..

35. 

    lugialugia1 on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    All three of my cats could’ve done a lot better in the market than I did the last couple years.

36. 

    Ironic_memeing on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Let’s be real here, you KNOW vlad was talking about cat-girls.

    Just look at him, you can tell what kind of shit he gets off to.

37. 

    Jeezus_Christe on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    All my homies hate robinhood

38. 

    kahmos on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    Is this because of Roaringkitty?

39. 

    grandparoga on October 12, 2022 at 8:59 pm

    That’s why Robinhoods superior