25 Comments

1. 

   Sithsaber on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   Calls on algae blooms and the death of all living things

2. 

   pfire777 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   Bulls? Bears? This is a CRAB market now

3. 

   Panda_Jacket on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   Oh dang this is actually really serious

4. 

   BurlapsGambles on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   total biodiversity collapse, buy puts

5. 

   cbass37 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   My itchy ball sack tells me where they went.

6. 

   RamboWarFace on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   Seriously tho….where did the crabs go?

7. 

   Gadshill on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   Knew it! My King Crab futures calls are printing!

8. 

   Affectionate-Egg1963 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   35 cent crabs shipped overnight if anyone needs. I have almost a billi of them.

9. 

   Legitimate_Cable_811 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

   How the fuck is less supply fighting inflation?

10. 

    KingJames_the_Wicked on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Clearly an effort to dent the Chinese economy as Crab Rangoon is the fifth biggest Chinese export.

11. 

    Jumpy_Elevator_6603 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Which one of you regards dumped their ‘special shampoo’ in the ocean?

12. 

    Ok-Singer-8199 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    The buffet owners are about to lose a lot of business

13. 

    downonthesecond on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Humans are the worst.

14. 

    black_pepper on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Does this mean there won’t be a crab dance this year?

15. 

    masterslaver2 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    So what companies would be most affect by this

16. 

    neomatic1 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    China

17. 

    CachitoVolador on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    There must be a lot of synthetic crabs in the market.

18. 

    CreepingFog on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    In an alternative timeline:

    Human hunting season canceled as crab officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion humans

19. 

    DeadSol on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    So long and thanks for all the crabs.

20. 

    Diogenes_Epiphany on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Imagine all that Crab rot on the bottom of the ocean.

    Or we find out all snowcrabs in Alaska were really aliens all this time, and left for their home planet cause shit on Earth is gett’n hairy son.

21. 

    Perfect600 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    time to blast crab rave to bring back the crabs.

22. 

    MadSmatter on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Dude will literally do anything BUT draw down his balance sheet

23. 

    ballsohaahd on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    Did we print too much of these too?

24. 

    FormulaTacoma on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    I live in Alaska and the Russians illegal fish the gulf all the time.

25. 

    Delco4545 on October 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    It’s not mysterious it’s China and Japan raping the oceans