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Didn’t he name his dog Nvidia?
idk I had a friend who thought this guy was legit; and I was just like, he’s an entertainer who definitely doesn’t have a team of equity analysts working for him. really surprised how much attention he gets!
Wait, does that last comment mean that Nvidia goes to the moon now?
He sucks. Inverse Cramer would have done well on this one
Cramer’s brain was removed by CNBC is 2015 and is on display in the lobby of their headquarters. Craimer’s skull has been completely empty for the last 7 years, but he keeps giving investment advice. Medical scientists are puzzled how this is happening.
Cramer’s brain is floating in a jar of ethyl alcohol to keep it preserved. Visitors can photograph the disembodied brain of Cramer, but no touching is allowed. Plastic replicas of Cramer’s brain are available for sale in the CNBC gift shop.
Jesus christ, how many bad calls has this guy made?
Just bought Nvidia
Cramer you just suck
You had me at
“I ADMIT TO BEING PIG-ISH”
Yes, NVIDIA is a ten trillion dollar stock (headline clickbait).
Here is a possible scenario to describe how a ten trillion dollar company collapses. China invades and takes over Taiwan. NVIDIA loses TSMC and loses most of its production from TSMC. NVIDIA barely survives by redesigning everything to be produced at Samsung Foundry. NVIDIA declines to being a 100-200 billion dollar market cap company.
I know everyone likes to hate on Cramer but if you talk to or watch enough financial information. Everyone flip flops not just him. One day they are selling and we are in a bear market and then the next day they think it is good to buy until they are out. I have seen it a million times
“If I was short I wouldn’t do anything that resembles the truth.” – Jim Cramer
CRAMERED
Had this fucker never mentioned Nvidia the stock price would still be going up.
OMFG, love it!
He ~~talks~~ cries a lot about WSB’rs, and is very proactive on twitter bans. I think this guy is might be out of business in a few months. “spend more time with my family”, noone buys his shtick anymore, and this “club” thing reminds me of a ponzi scheme.
I think he meant to say “I’m pig shit” and leave it at that but he misspoke and had to carry it through.
Stocks are never losers, the people who buy them are
The ENTIRE premise of the graphics cards companies going nuts was the crypto mining boom. These ARE great companies, but unless somehow crypto mining makes a miraculous recovery and the cards become profitable, they’re once again retail consumer goods and can’t generate nearly the industrial revenue they were over the last couple years. Couple that with the macro going on in the market right now with increasing and likely to stay up interest rates, and theres no reason these companies can remotely maintain their valuations they recently had.
They will be back, but not like they were before, absent their businesses managing to sell goods to non retail consumers again.
One of us
I mean, Cramer did get watermelon stock right
The only loser in that video was CokeRat Cramer.
Yay JC is always high.