44 Comments

1. 

   Uries_Frostmourne on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   Now try with companies like apple and microsoft

2. 

   Rainwater_Essence on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   So was the Beanie Baby market at one point.

3. 

   Potato_Octopi on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   To be fair banks give up a lot of equity value through dividends and have a lot of their capital structure financed with debt.

4. 

   jonathanum on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   Sell Tesla control european financial system

5. 

   Ambitious_Reality974 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   But Tesla makes more cars than the 20 biggest banks in Europe. Checkmate Tesla haters

6. 

   nickname7788 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   Toyota 220.30B

   Volkswagen 76.52B

   Mercedes 59.58B USD

   BMW 51.40B

   General Motors 51.03B

   Stellantis NV – 41.87B ( Fiat, Peugeot, Citroen )

   Honda – 40.37B

   Hyundai – 28B

   Nissan – 13.04B

   Renault – 9.64B

   Total Market Capitalization: 591.73

   Tesla Market Capitalization : 671.94

   So basically Tesla is worth more than the 10 largest car manufacturers in the world right now. . They are selling 60-70 million cars per year and Tesla is selling 1 million cars per year.

7. 

   Illustrious-Neat5123 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   So Tesla is overvaluated

8. 

   WhatNoWaySherlock on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   I’m not a great fan of tesla stock either, but compairing it to european banks is just regarded

9. 

   ProfessionalMix8743 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

   Fake prices = Great fall

10. 

    Only-Reach-3938 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    “Worth”!

11. 

    helangar1981 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Ummm… Tesla will probably…. ummm… be worth more than twice Apple and Saudi Aramco combined….. ummmm…. yes….. more than Apple definately more…. ummmm yes Tesla will do that …. ummmm….. next year…. probably

12. 

    DrinkinDoughnuts on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    And Apple is worth more than those 21 combined

13. 

    aerithkitty on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    This apple is worth more than 20 of these oranges combined.

14. 

    soboga on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Worth or valued?

15. 

    Emotionaltraumatose on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Your puts are gone. Let it go.

16. 

    m3rl0t on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    I like how it only uses selective banks. BPI France is over a 1,000B in assets.

17. 

    HeimskrSonOfTalos on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Doesnt it worry you that a car company with pretty low margins and a scary-huge backlog ran by a CEO who just cant focus on one thing long enough to create anything meaningful has a p/e of 77 and is worth more than pretty much all other car companies combined?

    Or that the share price isnt dependent on the company and is dependent on elon?

18. 

    northernlad2000 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Not a usual wall st bet but I am starting a long position in Lloyds bank next week. Decent dividend, about 85-90% down on 2008. Plenty of room to grow with the rising interest rates. Do your own research, or don’t, I don’t care either way.

19. 

    rappeasant on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    I didn’t realize tsla started operating in the banking industry.

20. 

    Value_Investment_Clb on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Not entirely surprising but opens so many questions like just how over valued is tesla, why so europeans hate capitalism, of those banks are any worth buying?

21. 

    jdickstein on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Aug 19th 2015 someone convinced me to sell my Tesla stock(around $15) and Google stock (around $30.) Here’s an excerpt from the message. This thread reminds me of him.

    “I would sell Tesla today (we are looking to short it) and while Google is a great company, they are a good investment because of their search business more than anything. However that search business is highly cyclical.

    The most successful investments are boring. Too many people get caught up in the exciting story instead of the real numbers. Stick to the facts and ignore the hype.”

22. 

    Bike-Day69 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Most over valued stock of all time.

23. 

    funance2020 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    It’s goin down, I’m yellin timber

24. 

    kfink1988 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Europe has banks?

25. 

    WinterTraditional257 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Comparing a company that actually makes a product to a bank..

26. 

    zeratul-on-crack on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    considering the crimes of HSBC and the fact that they always get away with it with small fees (fuckers fund and have a big money laundering operation for terrorism and druglords, and that is the shit that has been public) I am surprised they are not worth more hahaha.
    I dislike Elon, I dislike Tesla stock, I like Tesla as a company. What would be a fair valuation according to you guys?

27. 

    fourdoorshack on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    show me a bubble without showing me a bubble

28. 

    Ochenta-y-uno on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    At one point in time Blockbuster Video probably was also.

29. 

    Ok-Train4958 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    So that means Elon is personally worth more than some of those banks lol

30. 

    BasementDwellingMOD on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    apples to dog shit comparison right?

31. 

    vegastrashy on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Capitalization maybe. Net assets? Arguable.

32. 

    Agreeable_Net_4325 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    The europoors will have the last laugh. I don’t known if most of us will be still alive by then. Banbet!

33. 

    heycals on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    They don’t call em europoors for nothing

34. 

    cone-in-cup on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Definitely no problem here

35. 

    KudzuNinja on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    *valued at

36. 

    Large-Pirate2396 on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    “Worth more” on paper

37. 

    avspuk on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    It’s a race to see which column will crash the other, so both columns hate Ukraine

    Given traditional car makers have more or less caught up with tesla’s tech & that tesla’self-drive tech still doesn’t work properly Tesla is overvalued, which, in a way, suits the banks as they (or their clients) can use the stock as collateral for their derivative bets.

    But as Tesla is having to pay ever more for nickel the firm is likely to start to post poor financial, lowering share price, lowering the collateral meaning unwinding of derivatives & margin calls.

    Ultimately this is why, no matter how strong their resolve/bravery, the Ukrainians are fucked, coz a bunch of corrupt greedy stupid degenerate gamblers need Putin’s nickel to keep their rigged casino & associated ponzi schemes afloat

38. 

    will_shatners_pants on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Looks like a new generation of shorts need to learn the golden rule. “don’t bet against Elon”

39. 

    topher_colbyy on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Good. Stay above them euros

40. 

    kampalt on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Because Tesla provides more economic value

41. 

    spoobydoo on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Yeah and only one of them actually produces anything, the other 20 rely of central banks pumping their balance sheets.

42. 

    Swiftnice on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    So you’re saying Tesla has more room to drop? Time to buy some puts!!

43. 

    FriarNurgle on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    It’s all made up.

44. 

    MisterBilau on October 22, 2022 at 9:50 pm

    Yes, rightly so. Your point is?