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He could have bought his own cartel and run his own cocaine empire. What an idiot!
Calls on cocaine
~~Apparently, OP gets some cheap af cocaine~~.
Actually, considering bulk discounts, OP is probably pretty close. I stand corrected.
But what platform would you have to ramble incoherently on while partaking in said cocaine?
This is the fantasy we all have of being rich and getting disrespected by someone. And in turn we buy the company so we can fire the shitter that disrepsected us.
If you’re paying that much a key have I got a deal for you bud!
Why is everyone upset about this? What am I missing?
Yea but now he can adjust the twitter algorithm to pump any stock or crypto currency he wants whenever he wants without getting caught.
His addiction is Twitter not cocaine
Wait till his influence changes the narrative on the legalization of all drugs. That amount of drugs will be worth less than a kilo of bitcorns.
Is there a setting on Reddit that can forever hide any post about this fool? Even if it’s a joke.
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how many hookers
He prolly did both
after sniffing all that coke, would’ve still made equally impulsive decisions
I mean, he can have both
Could have bought a country and be a king and president, what an idiot.
Cocaine retails for $50 a gram. 453.592 grams in a pound, or $22679.60
2000 pounds is worth $45,359,200
Elon musk can afford 970.034745 tons of coke with that money or 1940069.49 pounds
OR
881849.768142 kilograms
so you’re wrong
Doge coin official currency of twitter
nah, with he fent being in everything these days you get to enjoy like an ounce and the rest goes to your kids, fuck that noise.
#*”~~Cocaine’s~~ Twitter’s a helluva drug”*
* I’m ~~Rick James~~ Elon Musk Bitch!
if you show him that much cocaïne he will change his mind in a blink
Pretty sure he could have bought at least a few countries. Probably even a few that produce cocaine. Even land in the metaverse probably would have been a better investment than Twitter.
What’s the stock proce of a kilo these days?
Why not both?
John DeLorean said step it up, pussy.
He always looks like he took a bite from a $hit sandwich.
That’s A LOT of coke.
Money that you can use is a lot more valuable than coke money. Some of the drug lords in south america were literally burying pallets of cash they had so much they couldn’t use.
Social media and meth is much more addictive
What do u think was in that sink he brought in to work?
His expression is as if he is extremely *high on weed*, wondering if any reporters around before his next purchase
I mean, when you’re a multi billionaire, why not waste your money on a giant flaming ball of shit?
If one has seen Elon’s early morning tweets. Then one would know he is definitely under the influence.
Just say 1.2 giga grams of cocaine. A billion kilograms is too confusing.
Still has enough money to buy it.
Considering his behavior so far I fear he might have bought both.
Just gonna start pasting this same comment on all the twitter/elon repost spam:
Twitter isn’t public – no more trading plays.
So with that fact established, maybe we can stop spamming Twitter news and memes in WSB?
…I’m sure there are dedicated subs for Elon dick riders where such posts would be more appropriate.