34 Comments

1. 

   un_named_meme on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   

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   Superb_Feature_8966 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   We settled it. He is gonna pay the mortgage though. All I had to do was sign some papers to put it in his name.

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   liteagilid on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   This legit happened to a kid who used to work for me

   He had an ‘open’ relationship.
   She wouldn’t fuxk him. He could just warch her masturbate.
   Then she’d invite anyone she met on the internet by to bang her
   Then one of them moved in
   Then the dude who worked for me had a nervous breakdown
   Then he rode his bicycle across the country—literally 3000 miles.
   Now he lives in portland Oregon

4. 

   triple_long on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Positions or ban

5. 

   Devilpig13 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   He should get the lousy end of a spit roast at least.

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   Bork1986 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Just come to the agreement he’s only allowed in the common areas when your shift at Wendys starts.

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   Rich_Anxiety_4297 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   You get a good looking girl friend and move her in with you and let her live there rent free or breakup up with other one and move out

8. 

   Whyisthissobroken on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   How do you know this person subscribes to wallstreetbets without telling me they subscribe to wallstreetbets?

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   brainsngains on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   I see where you went wrong there, it was agreeing to an open marriage in the first place

10. 

    Maskedbandittrader on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Girls are like guys now except they have a commodity and they try to get as much as they can for it . Wake up fellas

11. 

    Sweet-Dad on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Use your words . . .

12. 

    dknurgf on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    I got tired of paying my own rent and figured id go move into my new house until he leaves.

13. 

    javen333420 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    You are fuchd you might as well be moving out

14. 

    DirtyBoord on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    “Was that Will Smith?”

15. 

    MakingMoneyIsMe on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Sad. His wife clearly isn’t his wife and couldn’t give two shits about him.

16. 

    RdnyWllms on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Use your words

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    HeavyCustard8583 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Give them the mortgage payment and tell them to make sure it’s paid on time them move into boyfriends wife’s house!!!

18. 

    AssignmentNeat7949 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    His name is Steve actually a cool guy sometimes we watch football

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    ActuaryFamous on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Yah went open you lose … good luck on the 3rd wheel..
    May help on the bills if you need that , your out she falling in love . Sorry..
    Or just have Saturday night pig roast’s.. lol

20. 

    A-Cynical-Jedi on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    One of ? Safe bet this guys portfolio is as wrecked as his wife’s ham wallet.

21. 

    HeyHihoho on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Theres no way you could narrow it down with that information.

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    [deleted] on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

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    Pnotebluechip on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    One of her partners? Like a business partner? I am sort of confused.

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    kaze_san on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Lol „moved in without my permission“ reminds me of the guy who entered the pelosi mansion and attacked mr pelosi with a hammer.
    * insert Corporate needs you to Spot difference meme*

25. 

    Katatron1 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    What sub am I in?

26. 

    YoungAL123 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    

27. 

    Outrageous_Union_756 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    LMAO

28. 

    Outrageous_Union_756 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Grow some balls

29. 

    OutdoorJeepFreak on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Your a cuck.

30. 

    Artbellghost on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Come-on….that’s not real….

31. 

    BadLoose8264 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    You get another girl in, hopefully attractive and move her into the house. Plan to fuck around the time the other dude isn’t there. The original girlfriend will get jealous and then want OP back and you can then sack that and stay with the new girl or have both. If you don’t have it in you to get another women you could just one time suck it up and insert into the guy ploughing your original girlfriend. He doesn’t like it and fucks off with her or himself great. If he likes it then I’m out of ideas…

32. 

    Thin_Raspberry_4246 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Lol what a mega simp

33. 

    swingerfinger on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    do to him what he does to her

34. 

    HerrJemine123 on October 30, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Can’t get more cucky than this