42 Comments

1. 

   Weak_Astronomer2107 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   Looks like there was a strong resistance level at $0

2. 

   Ordinary_News_6455 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   You’ll always have the second half of 2020. Nobody can take that away…

3. 

   Rim_World on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   Congrats, you belong here.

4. 

   lamborghinemachine on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   You were fucked as soon as you called it a “game”. It’s a lifestyle bro.

5. 

   Stock-Swimming1225 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   You literally just have to do NOTHING. Don’t sell don’t even look at it. It will come back.

6. 

   KobeFadeaway248 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   We aren’t even close to the bottom yet

7. 

   lastfuckleft on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   You can have my flair

8. 

   lagle123 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   Every time you go camping you wake up and your butt hurts. Why you keep camping ⛺️

9. 

   ShotFaithlessness795 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

   You’ll keep losing with that attitude… pull out a personal loan, and double down.

10. 

    tacoandpancake on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    i like the initial gain boner at the end of 2020. “i’ll just hold ’cause these things only go up.”

    if you are sitting on equities with actual legs, just park it and come back later

11. 

    JumpKP on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Just delete and restart the game on easy mode

12. 

    ABena2t on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    what now?

13. 

    Garweft on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    For ever person that makes a dollar, another person loses a dollar. Thanks for your donation.

14. 

    Underbyte on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    You’re clearly praying to the wrong deity. God hates money, as plainly laid out in [Matthew 6:24](https://biblehub.com/matthew/6-24.htm).

    Have you tried worshiping the devil?

15. 

    GoofballMcyoyo on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Yes. God personally manipulated the entire stock market and affected tens of millions of portfolios and retirements just to mess with you.

16. 

    bigtechdroid on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Lmaooo

17. 

    haughty404 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    

18. 

    Baby_Hippos_Swimming on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Don’t blame God for your f ups.

19. 

    luckytrade313 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    boy what a hater , GOD only loves you, you still have more to go lmao

20. 

    Letters-to-self on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Did you try investing into non-profitable momentum stock?

21. 

    SnooChipmunks7254 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Same boat my dude. Same boat…

22. 

    AIR_Wolf_222 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Stock market? I was thinking op has already set up a glory hole behind a McD dumpster

23. 

    micjamesbitch on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Just switch gods bro

24. 

    rcorum on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    First time?

25. 

    Lo2W96 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    no lambo for you

26. 

    Das_Siegfried on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    

27. 

    Aggravating-Eagle206 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Lost a 1,000 today I’m mad for real

28. 

    FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    we’re all fucked bro

29. 

    kylestillthatdude on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Dude what are you doing? Download Robinhood like a real fucktard

30. 

    CageyOldMan on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Damn I was gonna say you’re only down 35% you’ve got time to recover but then I saw the negative sign in front of $70k

31. 

    Striker40k on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Just think about it. Somewhere someone reaped the benefits of your bags and they love the stock market. All things in perfect balance.

32. 

    Gijsmeneerman on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Bro that’s not even bad, I’m down like 45% even with dca’ing

33. 

    drmrcurious on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    this is like identical to my portfolio timeline

34. 

    Doyoufeelme101 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    I see a little green at the beginning?

35. 

    Blugrave on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Give it a bad review on steam.

36. 

    gypsies232 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    I was reading a book that said you have to lose everything a few times before you get really good investing with that emotion. I guess I’m still working on it too, unfortunately

37. 

    WR810 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Have you considered trading better?

38. 

    dalmathus on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Man, it takes a special level of greed to lose money you don’t even have in the casino.

    This wasn’t god’s fault, it’s on you.

39. 

    Hadilikum on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Dude.. same.. thought there was a chance but just went from poor to more fucking poor after saving forever

40. 

    randomannon1234 on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    nah you aren’t a gambler that makes bad decisions, God hates you, that’s definitely it.

41. 

    Lonely_ProdiG on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    God doesn’t hate you. You were never meant to “legally” gamble your money. This is him saying “vicjitsu, this isn’t the way for you son”. Regroup and refocus in life bro. It’s just money.

42. 

    joeyjoejoeshabidooo on January 4, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Stop trading next time you get money to invest.