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Anyone here in ethereum Classic
I am selling those puts at open I feel like its going to rip
Just waking up from an almost 2 hour nap at work.
I clock out in 13 minutes
Calls or puts tmr
Spy calls
Who’s bullish going into TSLA earnings tomorrow? Need to know how much liquor to pour out
Bulls are fuk because my mom, she went to kmart to buy new clothes, but didn’t buy nothing cause I’m a naughty boy and I shit all over the grocery cart
Yo fidelitys new mobile app is trash
Imagine being bullish after watching bearhunter flip to bull
Can you guys just agree that taking important classified documents home is mainly a bad habit almost every President and VP of both parties have done in recent memory and just get that shit back where it belongs or change the law to reflect the reality everyone does it, maybe just introduce a “fine if discovered” or something…
Full port info 0DTE puts tomoorrow
Tried disney plus and apple tv, I completely understand why netflix is doing what its doing now.
Damn, my girl just broke it off with me. I feel so good feel so surreal
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost suck it
Release your inner demons
Feel the cum on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can slurp the cum on your lips
Drench yourself in jizz while blowin
Live your life with throat wide open
Today is when your mouth opens
You better start unzippin
I can’t wait for big dump so I can exit sqqq and tell my buddy I told him so then start going long until my 60s
is asking for 395 by 9 am tmr too much?
[yup](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10k2x3a/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_24_2023/j5pwn9u/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
gonna be increasing more difficult for the west to exploit Africa for its resources and human capital as China pretty much owns the continent now.
future of America is grim af 
Futures recovering
Green by open?
how dare you bears, how dare you
I wish all foreigners making the US housing market and rent prices skyrocket a very merry getting Lou Gehrig’s disease
Can someone hire KFC chefs to teach politicians how to store secret documents?
Shrek sets the stage, naked. Jerome Powell states “who let you in? Also can you cover up”? Shrek says “no. My turn”. Shrek pushes Jerome and says “we the people have the right to a 12.5 basis point hike”. What the fuck? “12.5?” Jerome went from aggressive to confused. “Wait we can do that?” Shrek says “no, I just wanted to make money off the market gains. Recessions over”
Shrek gets captured and executed by the CIA for being a mutant creature and the market ends flat.
futes up 12 grams in Colombia
PF Chang’s menu is not considered classified sir
futes rippin
Im starting to suspect the Fed doesnt know what its doing……
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Tesla is about to beat earnings but guidance will probably suck 
All those comments at 4:10 Eastern talking about MSFT saving the planet 
I don’t trust how good NVDA been doing lately I seen this before
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/rdblaw made a bet that SPY would go to 395.0 within **1 day** when it was 400.48 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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OG’s remember when bears didn’t even exist on this sub
WHO KEEPS SETTING THE STAGE? 
Am a buyer of the CHADAQ at 5000
I hope the fed just curb stomps the market and raises another 75 bps