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Where’s the spirit extreme guy?
>OPEC+ BEGAN DISCUSSIONS AROUND AN OUTPUT CUT FOR OCT. 5 MEETING – OPEC SOURCE
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-09-29 ^03:38:21 ^EDT-0400
You gotta pump before you can DUMP 
WOOOOOOOO
Coincidence that tomorrow is the day that the stock market crashed in 2008?
Nice futes.
Green by open
do NOT betray the bears and flip long YOU BITCH
Should have sold those PLTR calls and pocketed that $50. Now I’m going to be down like $200 tomorrow.
I predicted today’s pump and tomorrow’s dump.
Let’s tank the market bears, I need the economy to crash and burn so civil unrest can start. When civil unrest starts I can start picking off Wall Street and government demons. It’s all part of the plan. Crash the economy and the poors will start revolting. LETS GO BEARS PUTS AT OPEN!!!
I was promised flying cars, hot robot sex dolls and utopian ideals.
Instead I got climate change, anti vaxxers, potential nuclear war and kids eating tide pods and sautéing chicken in NyQuil
Is this the infinity dip?
Uhh…well I guess my $15k in QQQ 293 strike puts that I bought near close can sleep sound tonight…
SPY fair value is 320
Watch us hit 360 tomorrow after I cut the spx put after we broke 370. 
FUCK YOU BULLS
Lol of course the dump comes when a hurricane is wrecking my house and couldn’t sell my 9/28s
Obviously it was to fry weak bears out of their position and trap bulls, GDP was gonna be bad at 8:30 anyway, PUTS was the play lmaooo
How low will we go when Putin presses the red button?
There is some real panic over here, FTSE in complete free fall
Oh come on man this shit again
The British pound is crashing again looks even the can’t pump it back with their own money 
Bill Withers – “Lovely Day”
MMs had to make yesterday green to decay the puts before the crash, evil bastards.
If you thought the pandemic crash was wild, get ready for the nuke day crash
Bring down the markets! 
How my micron puts looking? Rhetorical question they’re looking juicy as hell. Only question is do I hold through earnings? They are in the money.
Holy fuck