13 Comments

1. 

   STONKvsTITS on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   When you had more than 70k in your account.

2. 

   st96badboy on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   Lost a lot of Loonies eh?!…Nice job Regard!!! We’ll save you a seat on the short bus.

3. 

   skykitty89 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   Wen get second and third jobs

4. 

   Extremely-Bad-Idea on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   Your call is important to us. We realize you lost a lot of money. Please choose from the following options so we can better serve you:

   Press 1 — If your wife is divorcing you over stock losses

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   Press 4 — If you still direct deposit your wages into Robinhood and YOLO every payday

5. 

   King-Cobra-1981 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   Mayo with fries will do this to ur brain.

6. 

   Infinite_Active_4003 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   Tomorrow moon

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8. 

   thierry1129 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   look at the bright side, you are only down less than 50% if you take into account USD appreciation

9. 

   Worldly-Sandwich-362 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

   2 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. 

    Training-Ad4599 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    Sry but how can this even be done on wealthsimple there isn’t even options

11. 

    GameOfThrone88 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    nice. keep at it.

12. 

    fliesenschieber on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    Based on liner extrapolation it’s 9 more months until we have impact

13. 

    Sufficient-West-5456 on October 6, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    Never Canadian tin foil man