Get ready to see the trepussies of your favorite politicians this week because the U.S. Treasury has just taken a scandalous turn to raise the debt ceiling. In a surprising move, the U.S. Treasury has decided to venture into uncharted territories by creating its very own OnlyFans account. As it seems, the Treasury is looking to diversify its income streams, and they’re pulling out all the stops 🚀🏛️💥
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The boys when they see Yellen yellin’, if you know what I mean.
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BDSM stands for Bonds, Debt, Surplus, and MILFS
I always knew Yellen was a closet freak.
Can we see a Jpow and Yellen colab?
>This is a fascinating development. I am curious to see how this plays out and what sort of reaction it elicits from the public.
Wank hard and see if you can hit the Debt Ceiling!
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I just woke up from a nap and my split second reaction was that this was real.
If we could get AOC and Tulsi naked I would pay for that content
i want royalties since im the one getting fucked
If it has Lauren Boebert and AOC content I’m subscribing.
Trepussies was a word I never needed in my life.
$3/month sub to YellenToes
Get AOC on there. We’d wind up with surplus.
Only feds.
There’s a few I wouldn’t actually mind, to be fair.
Mmm aoc nips
Best post of 2023. We done boys time to fwd to 2024
Yellen got a phat ass
It’s a good idea. They could even do a reverse-OnlyFans where you pay a monthly subscription in order to guarantee that nude pics of Marjorie Taylor Greene never appear on the internet.
I heard Janet Yellen is the main attraction. They’d better keep negitiating.
I guess I’m gonna be an OF star, because the gov is always fucking me hard.
They’re going to need to borrow talent 
Scary movie ejaculation .gif
I’m jackin to this post! I can’t wait!
Lol can you imagine the US government starting an onlyfans but instead of GI coochie it was top secret government secrets.
“Ayyyyy BBY, I heard you wanted to know what $exy new ride we’ve got cooking up at our Area-51. ;). Here’s a little sneak peek of our newest EEXXXplosive hard rocket. Only $1,299,999,999,999.99 to see. $1,199,999,999,999.99 for subscribers.”
“@uXxXiJinping liked this.”
Bout time they actually made some money
Wow I can watch 334 million people get fucked for one low price? Sign me up.
Get ready for Americathon II?
Here is a trailer for the original: [Americathon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyD4y_HkZwY)
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Pay to see trillions of dollars in all kinds of positions!
It will be featuring tax payers getting screwed
Dibs on Hillary
Whose butthole is this
Clinton is doing a scene in the oval office !
“US ECONOMY GETS GANG BANGED”