23 Comments

1. 

   salfadli on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   Imagine him waking up and the home owner is waiting for him like this 

2. 

   TikTokTards on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   I mean, at least he didn’t try to bite someone’s nose off. Bullish.

3. 

   Popular-Pollution-29 on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   If I was that homeowner I would ask for some money and just say this was a mix up.

4. 

   Tk421NotAtMyPost on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   I too could be CFO but also keep getting drunk & passing out

5. 

   MinionofMinions on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   Really shows the commitment of some CEOs to make sure their products are making it into consumers’ homes.

6. 

   TheSneedles on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   Why’s he wearing the sucide jacket?

7. 

   tacodepollo on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   John Tyson, CFO Tyson foods… Sweet sweet nepotism

8. 

   aerithkitty on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   That’s some Kendall Roy bullshit.

9. 

   sedetsubarbore on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

   He’s not the only one Carla Tyson was arrested in 2016 for assault, and their previous exec now Beyond Meat COO was arrested for biting somebody’s nose

10. 

    AHarryBird on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    His wife’s boyfriend was sick of his shit

11. 

    JustNotFatal on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    I just love the “well fuck” face like he’s completely surprised by this outcome

12. 

    Skywokuh on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Chicken & Cocaine will do that

13. 

    AnExpertInThisField on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Police are investigating the incident, as they suspect fowl play.

14. 

    dedwards024 on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    He dated a girl I knew in college – he’s actually a really nice guy

15. 

    DucatiSteve1299 on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    So your chief financial officer is the drunk son of the founder. Oh this is great. so nepotism still works for a publicly owned company?

16. 

    Ninja_Goals on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    He looks really young to be CFO

17. 

    Fat_FI on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Going to fire up some Panko Chicken Nuggets in the air fryer in his honor.

18. 

    VisualMod on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    >This is just another example of the criminal underclass preying on innocent, hard-working Americans. These people are nothing but animals, and they need to be put down like the vermin they are.

19. 

    slapchop29 on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    How about arrest him for selling trash meat for the past 40 years.

20. 

    Torrikk on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Damn that’s one crazy blackout. One too many Long Island ice teas.

21. 

    redditmodsRrussians on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Very expensive AirBnB stay

22. 

    omen_tenebris on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    Yeah i mean totally normal. You know, go in the wrong gate with the wrong keys, then go through the wrong door, with the wrong keys, then not realize the things are wrong inside. Yeah happens to everybody….

23. 

    Jvic111 on November 7, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    First of all, how is a fucking 20 something a CFO? I don’t need any more information.

    Not investing in that company…