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Calls on TSLA
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Doctor: “So, how did you find out that you have testicular cancer?”
“My Tesla wouldn’t start bro”
What if u have no balls?
I can’t pull the trigger!!!
That’s Nuts!
That’s a typo: Balls on TSLA
Absolutely…
New Model T looks good…
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Lance Armstrong is gonna have a hard time unlocking his Tesla.
Looking forward to the upcoming election. Something tells me candidates will be caught saying wild shit!
As if accidentally sitting on your balls wasn’t enough, now I have to purposely sit on them to unlock my car
You just have to teabag the handle in the parking lot at the 7-11 to open the door. Genius!
Not even three weeks ago wtf is this
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/13f7e3v/so_this_is_why_elon_stepped_down/
So am I being fooled by ai or is this a real interview? Cause thats some cutting edge tech we all need.
Why does this look like AI
What if I don’t have balls?
Great Elon, now felons be cutting off my sack just to steal my car.
Women teslas come with a mammogram machine preinstalled.
Lol!!!
wifey can’t drive the Tesla, and neither can her boyfriend so he has to buy his own, bullish
Ow my Balls
Also in low end such as Model 3, a rod will come out from middle of the seat and get jammed in your rectum to verify your identity. This tech would be called ASS-ID.
Such a douche. Needs a ball washer installed.
I don’t think that’s him.
u/savevideobot
No mames.
So now everyone trying to steal a Tesla will do so with their balls. Does it scan vaginas?
AI sucks but this is funny.
I know this is fake because Elon doesn’t normally speak this eloquently
So what about for female drivers? Vagiscan?
And a fun side effect if this means Women can’t drive!
Gotta get that ball data, Daddy. How’s ai sexbot going to know what a nut sack feels like without the proper data homie.
It takes nuts to do that!
this will never not be funny, i hope someone recreates this every time AI gets betters and eventually even we see it hundreds of times we don’t know if its real
You meet a beautiful girl out in the town, she offers you a ride back to her place and her testicular detection ignition kicks off…….what do you do?
calls or balls, I am confused
Deep Fake
If this isn’t a deep fake I’d call on activist investors to get him 302’d.
Imagine if he actually talked that clear without saying “umm” every 5 seconds