41 Comments

1. 

   GUSDOIT on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Those are not very good options, but they are options

2. 

   [deleted] on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

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3. 

   DimesOnHisEyes on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Dang I usually have to pay money to have women talk to me that way

4. 

   Vilified_D on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Surprised no one is realizing this is DOUBLE LOSS PORN. Lost the ex, and the options.

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   Can a man fall any further?

5. 

   cryptohorn on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Why you talking to an ex tho

6. 

   SlavicSavagery on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Another WSB legend is born.

7. 

   dabears---318 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   fuck these positions are more regarded and painful than talking to an ex

8. 

   but-this-one-is-mine on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   Lmfao hood calls

9. 

   moamanmusic on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

   The toxicity of our ciiiiiittttyyyy….

10. 

    PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    OP is a phony. These are all option paper trades using Robinhood’s Options Watchlist feature. On Robinhood it would show the # of contracts bought instead of just “Buy” but when you add them to a watchlist position it just shows Buy/Sell, you can’t do # of contracts. Just look at the posts on the frontpage and you’ll see OP is lying. You’re all being fooled by OP’s “watchlist” on Robinhood lmao.

    Example – https://imgur.com/a/CCSVIFY

11. 

    TheOmegaKid on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Hood calls, no wonder she left.

12. 

    ObiWanCanShowMe on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    I mean he’s got options, his ex is clearly still interested in OP’s life.

    That said, I hope OP has better options than that.

13. 

    Soldierjames on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    So your still a loser lol

14. 

    Miller8017 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Rest in fucking peace 

15. 

    FromTheCaveIntoLight on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    At least your options go down on you everyday

16. 

    konstantinos2000 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    

17. 

    The_Count_99 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Hood calls hahaha you’re fuked

18. 

    Squiirtle on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    HOOD calls lmfao

19. 

    virusvoid on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    (•_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

20. 

    FaexYT on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Your options are down bad

21. 

    Ayahuasca-Dreamin on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Have you learnt nothing!

22. 

    ViscousCoupling on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Puts on this guy’s sex life.

23. 

    jbeach557 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    This is awesome. My ex showed up to my house last night stayed & now I wake up & we are back together. Fml

24. 

    unlmtdco on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    

25. 

    ole87 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    This man literally loves to get fucked

26. 

    Schrodinger_cube on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Wow that’s a high level meme right here. Slow clap for this amount of loss porn being used as clap back with the ex lol

27. 

    iopunder on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    The sheer BALLS on this guy…I aspire…

28. 

    DoggedPursuit on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Absolutely cackled at this

29. 

    Make_duelling_legal on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    based

30. 

    mackinoncougars on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Let me know what move you’re planning next so I can do the exact opposite.

31. 

    thanosizedballs on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    I chuckled. Good work.

32. 

    Interstate21 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Fake and gay

33. 

    iPigman on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    True Degens, ^(NO CAP.)

34. 

    eceflyboy on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Lol so good

35. 

    Cullen7777 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Damn bruh, you sure know how to pic ‘em

36. 

    Coherent_Tangent on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Was she your ex when this conversation started?

37. 

    AAPLfds on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    What an awful portfolio

38. 

    Findit_Filmit on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Who the fuck buys Robinhood calls?

39. 

    BudgetTooth on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    hood calls are peak regard

40. 

    kwsparks on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Hahahaha I’m spitting on myself laughing right now!!!

41. 

    Brilliant-Breath420 on September 27, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    Your worst option what’s call on hood