42 Comments

1. 

   Jermell on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   Piggies get slaughtered

2. 

   Substantial_Diver_34 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   Bulls… it’s raining knives!

3. 

   thegabe101 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   Holy shit I would rather be diagnosed with brain cancer than spend another second on LinkedIn

4. 

   ItsTheManBearBull on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   I bet a lotta folks bought calls yesterday. Market smells blood in the water… 

5. 

   sausageFan1 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   ITS ALL PAPER RELATIVE TO PAPER

6. 

   BadriPrasad on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   National punch a bear day

7. 

   Travis_Beckmen on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   What do you guys think about my new Victoria Secret lingerie set ??

   https://imgur.com/a/UxeypoO

8. 

   LemmeAFiver on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   All four of Ken griffins citadel securities have reportedly generated double digit returns.

   Citadel IPO wen?

9. 

   Quick-Ad6186 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

   Anyone heard of saipem?

10. 

    awkwaman on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Stay down bitch

11. 

    Im_ur_Uncle_ on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Looks like futes held through the night

12. 

    Old_Potential5646 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Want to experience the wife’s anxiety first hand so am holding onto my puts!

13. 

    bohica398 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Duke and Duke Commodities has me going all in on frozen concentrated orange juice

14. 

    YngChap on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    What kind of horseshit will that ugly bald guy spew while waving his arms around like a moron this evening?

15. 

    Mast3rfinish25 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    The UAE and the Saudis trying to prevent their own recession by jacking oil which in turn makes a U.S recession worse..

    It’s like a race to zero 

16. 

    dg41595 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    What will we torture the bulls if we go down 6% today?

17. 

    dg41595 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Just came out of a 9 month coma can’t wait to check on my Spy 500 calls

18. 

    Taurius on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    T+2. Like clockwork. Pump for 2 days and then dump on settling day. Let those plebs who bought in on after the first pump day hold the bag. $200 billion was missing from the RRP on Monday. Sure looks like that was used to pump up the stocks. Expect RRP to be their normal/record highs on today through Friday. Should reach $2.5 Trillion while the markets are a sea of red.

19. 

    Elforas_Tero on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Stop fucking selling. Let it moon as it supposed. This is soft landing.

20. 

    Flat-Perspective5084 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    So puts or calls on oil?

21. 

    VisualMod on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >https://t.co/jkeFfQN0OK

    ^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^06:35:40 ^EDT-0400

22. 

    cryptdab710 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    no. today cannot be red. my net worth is expiring today. i need green or else

23. 

    GalaxyWorm on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Selling a fuck load of calls after the 2 biggest days in 2 years? That’s my biggest brained play all week

24. 

    YngChap on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Harry and the UN just YEET FUCKED all the BULLS. AYE AYE, BULL SAY GOODBYE!

25. 

    dg41595 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    You know META is fucked when you notice they traded flat the past 2 days

26. 

    VisualMod on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >[ft.com/content/64d35a…](https://t.co/svdvUTOQ2y)

    ^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^06:34:47 ^EDT-0400

27. 

    SecretaryImaginary44 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Oof. NYSE open and the ameripoors are dumping like there’s no tomorrow

28. 

    BadriPrasad on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Fed is gonna use pivot tables to defend capitalism

    Calls on ms excel

29. 

    Revolutionary-Win485 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Is it Trush or Trash or Truss ? Also should we call English, Englishpoors or Europoors?

30. 

    VisualMod on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >UAE set to support Saudi Arabia and Russia on oil output cuts – Financial Times

    ^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^06:34:15 ^EDT-0400

31. 

    A_KY_gardener on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Eat shit bulls, your cocky talk after 2 days of green out of 11 days.

    I can’t wait to troll you losers today.

32. 

    Tough_Reception_5190 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    hi

33. 

    Mast3rfinish25 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    BIDEN NOT GOING TO RELEASE ANYMORE PETROLEUM FROM THE RESERVES

    That’s because there’s probably none left

    

34. 

    VisualMod on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >UK PM TRUSS: BY YEAR-END ALL EU RED TAPE WILL BE CONSIGNED TO HISTORY

    ^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^06:32:12 ^EDT-0400

35. 

    A_KY_gardener on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    UK fucking up early this morning. Let’s keep it rolling.

36. 

    VisualMod on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >UK PM TRUSS: WE WILL REALISE THE PROMISE OF BREXIT

    ^*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-10-05 ^06:31:52 ^EDT-0400

37. 

    ideletedmyaccount04 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    >Be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don’t want that. I’m talking about the real owners now, the real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.

    George Carlin

38. 

    dg41595 on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Look at that dippy dip, cheap calls baby

39. 

    BadriPrasad on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Hug a bull

40. 

    PresidentTrumpJrJr on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    Imagine sleeping bullish and waking up to bearhunter429 fucking your wife and calls

41. 

    lotus_bubo on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    What is this, a retrace for ants? This shit will be green by open.

42. 

    PresidentTrumpJrJr on October 5, 2022 at 6:45 am

    You might call me misogynistic but I can’t really name any good women politicians

    Edit: ok, maybe that German Merkel. But can’t think any other