19 Comments

1. 

   Deep-Restaurant on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   Gonna carve a dildo with a green candle light

2. 

   Heineken_500ml on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   Are you going to introduce WSB to kids?

   *Trick or treat! How many calls would a put call call if a put call could put calls?*

3. 

   KingCuckTren on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

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4. 

   pasaboc on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   Banter.

5. 

   JoshM-R on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   Next do a zigzagy line going down illuminated with red light. That would scare the pants off any WSBer.

6. 

   SteamyNooodles on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    “Ouuu you’re going to make me pivot”

7. 

   Troubledniceguy on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   I would do the s&p over the last 12 months. Remind them their investments going to sh….

8. 

   JeffersonsHat on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   The no internet symbol is just as scary.

9. 

   PhuckBigMoney on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

   If you really want to scare them put “Raise Taxes” or “Socialism Forever” or my favorite “Bernie Sanders is an economic genius – it’s all going to be free!”

10. 

    heizenbergbb on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    I’m gonna carve one that just says 100 bps.

11. 

    Maskedbandittrader on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    That’s the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen

12. 

    mrbiscuits_23 on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    Inflation isn’t real

13. 

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14. 

    bleh19799791 on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    You have to pay a few dollars more for goods. I have to pay $1000 more per month on skyrocketing mortgage interest rates. We are not the same.

15. 

    waffleschoc on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    haha that shd scare them!

16. 

    gridflash on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    The real threat is Jerome Powell with fangs……

17. 

    autistictheory on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    fuck you take my upvote for the chuckle

18. 

    Mandoman1963 on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    I heard that pumpkin is being carved worldwide

19. 

    reddit-acct54321 on October 30, 2022 at 3:41 am

    Cringe