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Right. People want a phone that will stream porn faster and at higher quality. This is obvious, what am I missing?
Shouldn’t it be “People who **do** want a bigger phone with a nicer camera” as in they are the fragile piece supporting the global economy.
This doesn’t make any sense in its current form.
C O N S U M E
It’s been like this for a decade and no one cared. Why now?
hilarious LOL
The XKCD original is better. But that’s not saying much, it’s really good.
Bring back the mini am I the literal only one that likes having a phone in my pocket that I can’t feel?
I waNt a phone with an excellent battery life that doesnt lose charge over the 3-4 year life of the phone, and a screen that doesnt break.
IS THAT SO HARD!
5.5″ display is more than enough for everybody.
The rest of the real estate is for bigger batteries & camera.
Literally bought the Pro max 
Noob you don’t even know how to properly make a meme
Big is always better
I honestly want a smaller phone and I can give a shit less about the camera.
P.S. Using a Pixel 4a for reference.
Except apple going down 3 % has no tangible effect on the economy
If Angry birds have taught us anything, it’s that removing the iPhone rock won’t collapse the whole structure.
I don’t want a bigger phone. I do like nicer cameras. I do like 3.5mm jacks.
The stock market is not “the economy”
Jenga
Daddy J-Pow will put his dick in there and save us all
*slightly better camera
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And dont see the need/ Dont have the money for ..
i dont understand,
is global economy held high by people **NOT** buying phones?
Well… someone’s waiting for it to be crashed…
Woulda bought the iphone 14 mini if they released it. Not a fan of stupid big ass phones
So what do y’all think a we’ll Apple shares or just wait, I’m here for long term gain don’t care about short term
Obviously you never seems a bad quality onlyfan using bad phone camera
Can someone explain what this means? Folks keep saying Apple/Tesla/Amazon are the last to fall, stock wise? I’m too artistic to tie it together
but it’s the fastest iPhone ever
The only meaningful iphone enhancement for me over the last half decade was Magsafe. I still upgrade every two years because the unbox is always a decent shot of dopamine.
Apple is a money printing machine.
-Thomas Soros
Honestly whats everybody’s opinion on Cameras and DSLR now that we’ve got so few options? Canon and Nikon both preparing to leave the market, no current models for less than $2000 have good battery life and wireless connectivity.
I’m seriously considering venture capitalism. The words felt coarse in my mouth just now.
Apple sucked today and the market went off… Nothing makes sense anymore
This also doubles for an angry birds manual
I don’t know who would buy this phone. I’m a cheap ass so I only buy busted androids but the camera on iphones is already so good..how much better do you need your picture of brunch to be
Aged like fine milk in the Florida sun
You what they say, when there’s blood on the street that’s when the money’s made. Bring on Armageddon! :-D
Correct : people don’t need a bigger phone with a nicer camera. Wants.. And needs… Are two different things. And unfortunately some people always buy things they want instead of things they need.
That’s actually very accurate
AAPL is just one show pony
I’m missing the joke. I don’t want a bigger phone with a nicer camera. I want a phone who’s battery will last for an obscene amount of time while I stream movies on it.
I pretty much only upgrade for screen size. I want the largest possible phone that will still fit in my pocket, don’t really care about camera.
Insert plunge protection team, ACTIVATE!
Disagree I like big phone
