25 Comments

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   Legitimate-Source-61 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   Thank you for calling the IT help desk. You are caller 50 in the queue. Your call is important to us. Please hold as we try to connect you to a operator.

2. 

   BeautifulOk4470 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   Bag holder generator

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   wealth4good on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   The Two Bobs are all over it…

   https://preview.redd.it/4l4mknwpu3ea1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=8e16a3a355ceb77dbcfcb09a8eb09542cec2c604

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   AdamantlyAtom on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   If you sold at a profit they’re gonna cancel it, if you lost money it won’t be changed. Don’t worry regards, Wall Street has your back!

   Edit: oops I meant they have you on your back!

5. 

   Additional-Banana-55 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   Citadel called them

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   BourbonJester on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   dat windowz 95 doe

7. 

   Guttersnipe77 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   Have you tried turning it off and on again?

8. 

   disjt on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   All affected trades will likely be canceled

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   subzero12320931 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

   

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    Nord4Ever on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    Like those glitches this morning

11. 

    Thunder_Nipples on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    As a programmer, the fact that there’s code behind NYSE trades gives me massive anxiety.

12. 

    Schmellyballs on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    ….but…I still have losses after the correction

13. 

    brintoul on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    This is why I tend to say fuck yo stop loss orders.

14. 

    Responsible_Sport575 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    Your loss is our gain. Thank you for your call . Have a good day

15. 

    Pad0007 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    They turned off the dark pool accidentally….

16. 

    sermer48 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    Here I was thinking the price was set by buyers and sellers of stonks. Turns out it’s just some unpaid intern pushing buttons.

17. 

    MOONDAYHYPE on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    Ken Griffin is Madoff 2.0

    The game is coming to an end

18. 

    F7xWr on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    HA!

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    Snowflake69oz on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    There is also extreme high volume trades 8 :00 am every morning on every stock

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    The_Bearjew_bottom on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    blackrock’s aladdin

21. 

    bombombay123 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    What’s the error number?

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    project_zombi on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    As long as it works, they will use it.

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    ParamedicEven1978 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    https://preview.redd.it/i8wnssjt07ea1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1cb1883640e61d5f0d38afddd86de94c535646c1

24. 

    skyblue5432 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am

    I wonder whose trades will stand and whose will be cancelled 

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    dre286286 on January 30, 2023 at 12:51 am