Alright tards, after hitting 2 of 3 of my predictions last week and making a pretty penny on ROKU this morning, I thought that I’d share my predictions for today.

TWLO: Twilio, shit company, they’ve been making gay bears cum for the past year and a half. Their “guidance” is that their EPS is going to be twice as low as last qtr (-.215 vs. -.4)I think they are going to do the same this evening after earnings. All of the “analysts” that post their predictions on Bloomberg and are bullish have a 1yr return of around -77%… That’s Cramer in my eyes and I’m going to inverse that shit. However, looking at the options chain, there has been a huge influx of calls over the past day. Will check later to see how the sentiment goes.

PYPL: Paypal, also making the bears horny and proud. Bullish “analysts” have also been losing like a degen here, averaging around -65%. I’m planning on inversing these “professionals” as well. I see an influx of puts here and have gone ahead and bought puts myself, will adjust near market close.
Positions: 5x PYPL 4Nov $72p

SQ: I think SQ is the worst among these so call “pro analysts”. Those who are bullish average around -78% for the past year! I expect to buy puts, but the options chain has no huge skew. Will check later and open position.

SBUX: The only positive one here. SBUX seems to be making money. Analysts are bullish and have decent returns. I am also seeing a nice amount of new OI on calls. Will check later and open position.

There you go, my fellow crayon munchers. Will update y’all on my final positions. My apologies for not posting the most active options lately, but I have been caught up with earning calls! We’ll see if I go vroom vroom in a Lambo or be sucking on some weiners behind your local Wendy’s dumpster!

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