31 Comments

1. 

   gamesexposed on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   I came here to lose money, not learn

2. 

   FATKEDLUVSCAKE on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   Tricks on on you bud i went broke years ago. 0 from 0 is still 0.

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   Fit-Boomer on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   Found the guy that has SPY puts for Friday.

4. 

   ReallyThot on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   Informative and mean spirited. Perfect balance.

5. 

   DwarvenGardener on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   That’s fine step dad will just bring the ball back up

6. 

   Solodolo1177 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   Crayolas?? In this economy?

7. 

   BreezeAE86 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   My moms basement is finished and a sex dungeon thank you very much.

8. 

   snirglefirgle on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   You sound unhappy. I like that.

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   Accomplished-Tendies on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

   So Calls on this guys dead dad?

10. 

    Pazzaaaaaa on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a window sill.

11. 

    GiantWhiteCohc on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    OP woke up today and chose violence.

12. 

    BigWaveDave18 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    I’m old, my balls are all over the place

13. 

    Majestic_Salad_I1 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Today was the day to sell covered calls. If tomorrow is another up day, then consider yourself lucky and start selling those options to idiots in this sub thinking the bottom is in.

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    WizTis on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Tell me you bought puts without telling you bought puts 

15. 

    jloy88 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Two weeks ago retail volume for Put contracts reached an all time high. That alone should have told you we were due for this pump right after the drop. The casino has too much money to make by running this bitch up for a couple days/week, the same hedges selling those Puts to us now start covering their short positions for a few days to take our shirts. The market will never crash straight down if retail is unanimously positioned to profit from it.

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    UltimateTraders on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

     Agreed dead cat bounce

17. 

    tvvt on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    This regard thinks the market goes down in the long run lol

18. 

    boonepopham76 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Yeah I smell a bull trap rug pull coming but I’m busy eating crayons and don’t care.. “hey mom, tell your bf to buy more crayons, dad’s pulling OT at Wendy’s and he’s got my skateboard”

19. 

    shutchomouf on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    That’s my wife’s house where she lives with her boyfriend. And that black abyss is where I sleep.

20. 

    Looinrims on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Oh yeah, OP? If you see the future so well why haven’t you gotten stupid rich?

21. 

    swagginpoon on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    For those of you guys not understanding why the market is going up so much the past 2 days, let me explain it to you like you’re 5. Go reach into your toy box, past the crayon as you routinely eat, find a rubber ball. Watch the ball start hovering from your hand, and start speaking to you. Turn around 5 times and say “daddy jpow” 2 times. And you will understand

22. 

    AvocadoKirby on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Posts like these getting upvoted make me bullish, ngl.

23. 

    ev01ution on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    My dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back. I don’t think he left any inheritance.

24. 

    FancyTeacupLore on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    We’re all Rich! ^(as we were 2 weeks ago)

25. 

    BallmerPeakGaming on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    In the modern age of trading we live in, recoveries are occurring faster and faster. Anything but long bets on america is suicide

26. 

    pharmboy008 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    The inheritance line still hits.

27. 

    HiFiMAN3878 on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    So much doom on this sub

28. 

    Hadrians_Fall on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    OP who hurt you?

29. 

    MyDeadDreams on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Loving how often the dead dads inheritance is getting referenced

30. 

    _Bob_Genghis_Kahn on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Yeah I don’t that’s ur mom’s abyssal basement…

31. 

    RoBinHoOdzFukBoy on October 5, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    Soooo. Lambo time?