22 Comments

1. 

   TolMera on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Cramer single handedly moves the doomsday clock closer to midnight.

2. 

   overroadkill on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   selling my calls on life

3. 

   dudenotcool on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   I feel like this is my 5th time of having Deja vu

4. 

   ChemicalBro69 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Its been real. An honour.
   Should we meet searching for food and secondary supplies please say aloud “yolo calls on spy” and ill know you cant possibly be armed or a threat.

5. 

   iPigman on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Suddenly, inversing Cramer has lost its appeal.

6. 

   octoreadit on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Who asked his opinion?! Why couldn’t he keep his mouth shut??

7. 

   jbnett on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Well this civilization thing wasn’t working out for me anyways, time to get my spike shoulder pads and prepare to loot travelers on the interstate

8. 

   Temporaryland on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   ;_;7

9. 

   Johnny__Tran on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

   Alexa, play Nearer My God to Thee

10. 

    68stang89 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Calls on Iodine Futures

11. 

    Keelers6 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Handshakes gentlemen. I may have lost the battle in stocks but I will also lose to a nuke in the war

12. 

    Lensmaster75 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    This is what happens in monopoly all the time. When you have a sore loser they flip the board.

13. 

    SkiZer0 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    The end is nye.

14. 

    builder911 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Fuck, guess i better cuck my neighbor and smash his wife then since its all gonna end anyway

15. 

    BeKind_BeTheChange on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    He’s right sometimes. I choose optimism.

16. 

    cmks210 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    We all gonna die!

17. 

    SerExcelsior on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    So this is a good sign to go all in, right? Money won’t matter when I’m selling my can of dog food to a 3 breasted prostitute in the apocalypse.

18. 

    BradGarrett1951 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Welp (lights cigarette dejectedly)….so we’re buying puts then yeah?

19. 

    lurrrkin on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    This could be the ultimate inverse Cramer. (If anyone is left to record it in the history books! [cries in plutonium])

20. 

    ContractSpecialist48 on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Calls on uranium

21. 

    digdugdoink on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    We’re all gonna fuckin die man ~Private Hudson

22. 

    ChefAMN on October 5, 2022 at 8:47 am

    Damn, so that’s it then.