22 Comments

1. 

   Ok_Worldliness_2902 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   I mean… Isn’t he just gonna call off the deal again lol. Why do we think he will go through with it now?

2. 

   ME_CPA on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   Funding secured*

   *causing 30% drop in TSLA

3. 

   NarcolepticTreesnake on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

4. 

   matty1223 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   I hope Tesla goes back to like 241ish before earnings this month so I can pick up some calls. I really believe tsla will spike to at least 255 before earnings.

   I thought it would go down that far today but I missed the bottom, go figure

5. 

   0x11C3P on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   Waiting on that TSLA stock drop.

6. 

   Yeezus0101 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   Won’t be happy until we get a Twitter-branded tequila

7. 

   DarkDeSantis on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   You sure it’s not this entire sub?

8. 

   insan1k on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   Twitter is the next myspace

9. 

   Themondoshow on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

   But should we buy!???

10. 

    JustLetItAllBurn on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Something something 5D chess.

11. 

    LoveThieves on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Elon “Thinks” about agreeing. up 2.5%

    Elon “plans” on agreeing. up 7%

    Elon said the word “Twitter” on accident: up 1.8%

    it’s not over yet.

12. 

    digitalmenace82 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Next he needs to buy reddit. Clean up this garbage platform.

13. 

    itallendsintears on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Anyone else buying dogecoin right now cause I just did

14. 

    NoVermicelli1576 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Uninstall twitter?

15. 

    FinneganTechanski on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    It’s just funny how wrong everyone on this sub has been.

16. 

    passing_by362 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    What an idiot! Twitter is free to download!

17. 

    Affectionate-Egg1963 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    So can we drive our teslas with tweets now?

18. 

    PsEggsRice on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    He’s a billionaire, and could use Twitter for his plaything. Welcome back, Trump! Bye bye, anything Ukraine! C ya, whatever I think at the moment!

19. 

    kad202 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    The world richest man GUH moment

20. 

    Substantial_State_34 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    My prediction……Twitter is the next trillion dollar company. Elon’s brain is priceless

21. 

    Ok_Effort8330 on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    LOL fuck Elon

22. 

    velohalo on October 5, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    there goes democracy