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Hopefully my wife’s boyfriend will let me sleep in the middle tonight.
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Been reading your story man. Congrats and obligatory f you
If you are 18 and has $50000 to throw on options. Your dad must be bf of someone’s wife.
Time to double down!
Damn son, You can be little spoon.
Not gonna happen. The middle is for his BBC.
Forgot to mention to, I’ve been silently lurking here for about a year and a half now, started trading the day I turned 18. Currently 19 (and don’t have a wife) I just like to call her that to make me feel better about her boyfriend.
45 grand on 1000 contracts
You magnificent sob!
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I did the same play. But sold at 11% gain since thats my strategy/trading goal gain. Congrats bigtime!
Fuck you and congratulations
Holy mother of god you degenerate. Nice play 
Wow! Take me under your wing! I’m still suck at option trade
Lmaooo some of y’all are jelly affffff
That shit sustains me, keep going
Congratulations re੮ard
I see you’ve done a lot of “learning” here in wsb. Don’t forget those posts that are impressive at 99% loss. Most of them have steady very nice increases over months until bloop straight down on some bad options plays. I’m a pussa I don’t mess with options beyond a few K at a time regardless of how much I have in the market.
Did you buy after market open on Friday or much earlier?
And here I am, a fking idoit, who bought back my covered calls on Thursday.
Goddamn. Literally came here for gain porn on AMD. The FOMO is real
Major tax bill. Congratulations and fuck you.
That 100k will buy you 1.5mil in retirement. If you’re going to chase the dragon make it challenging and turn 1000 into 100k.
Oh yeah. Congrats and Fuck you.
2 strategies? How expensive per each, jfc
This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
Might be able to get a girlfriend for this one
Im not even sure what im looking at tbh. The red im used to seeing but what are all those numbers at the bottom?
Cash out 120k , just play with the left over
Please sell. Seriously man. Don’t ride this out. I lost out on a run up like this before. You don’t have this money yet. Sell sell sell!
Can someone invite me to one of these next time please?
lol feels like american men are always one step away from the bbc entering their lives
Too young and too good of returns to be thinking of having a unit at this time…enjoy!
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At least at the foot of the bed. But on the floor when you lose 100%
Naw u stay at the feet of the bed
You will sleep at the foot of the bed like you are told or you are in the kennel.
In the spoon position also the photo will confuse those looking for loss porn kinda like when trans porn shows up in your pornhub search
Ur my hero good shit
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With that kind of gain, you can buy your wife a new boyfriend. Don’t be such a cheap fucker.
Yes, middle of the garage
No but probably on the floor
Couch.