41 Comments

1. 

   washingtonandmead on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   I need you to live stream your meeting him

2. 

   ExportOrca on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   What a chode

3. 

   AHarryBird on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   You think he would turn me away if I said “do you know the Mayo man?”

4. 

   TheCasualMFer on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   Guess he’s selling expensive swill to cover his margin calls

5. 

   phillysdon04 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   I’ll go. Comment all the messages you’d want me the relay.

6. 

   LordBuggington on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   I got a massive kick out of this because I am flying into philly on that day

7. 

   kidkadian99 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   Going to pick up a pack of AA batteries and show him a Philly Eagles welcome

8. 

   stonkcoin on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   Should we charter a greyhound?

9. 

   Current-Promotion-31 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

   Get him to sign a bunch of $100 bills to make them worth less than face value. Bam inflation fixed.

10. 

    AlphaAndEntropy on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Let’s start a GoFundMe to fly Victor from California out to meet his hero.

11. 

    Several-Push6195 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Where is this?

12. 

    FarrisAT on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Is this legit?

13. 

    AdmirableHousing1737 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    This dude looks like a used condom

14. 

    Adam_Axiom on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Don’t forget to ask if they have any Bordeaux Sterns.

15. 

    [deleted] on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

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16. 

    Rude_Spread_1555 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    I hope Victor shows up!

17. 

    zxc123zxc123 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    How do I short this event?

18. 

    -StickyKeys- on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Hmmm, I was just there yesterday….I see I have fellow degenerates in my area

19. 

    doilookpail on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Ask him if Credit Suisse if fine just as Bear Stearns was.

20. 

    Canadanotcanadian on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Mezcal for 100 bucks? Wtf?

21. 

    Brainyack on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Another guy was supposed to have him sign the top comment this past Saturday.

22. 

    boomer-rube on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Puts on Fosforo Mezcal

23. 

    OD_Joebilee on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Get his autograph on one of your Computershare receipts.

24. 

    EmanEwl on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    What a scammer. I bet the idiots in that town will go too.

25. 

    Hancock02 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Have him sign it. “The reason you drink”

26. 

    Apegate007 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Bitch slap him for me

27. 

    EntireNebula8978 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    I want to pop bottles with Cramer. Hookers and coke would be great too. Bring yo daughters

28. 

    pinkVidrio on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    I’d rather kill myself than buy $100 Jim Cramer mezcal and go out of my way to have him sign it.

29. 

    Mustang678 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    That’s a 1 hr drive for me, thinking of actually going

30. 

    gerg1991 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    This cuck has a mezcal. Good grief.

31. 

    StrawberryWaste3012 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Give him potent psychedelics.

32. 

    TheCryptoAnarchy on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    100 bucks to slap em

33. 

    UltimateTraders on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Try not to poison him or give him covid…
    If anything give him an std

34. 

    laberdog on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    What the dude knows about wine….. well you could fill a bathtub of gin with it. Enjoy the imperial valley blended swill with Jim. Obviously Cramer isn’t from Cali; that poster screams “east coast wannabe viticulturist poser.” Some people’s taste is only in their mouths

35. 

    kpchicken1 on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Don’t forget the lube.

36. 

    The_Original_Tbone on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Might have to venture up from the beach for that.

37. 

    Obsidianram on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    “Jim. JIM! Stop licking the bottles!”

38. 

    GamblingMikkee on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    BOOYAH

39. 

    OB1KENOB on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    The man was right about BBBY tho

40. 

    BoboFagucci on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    Lehman Brothers Mezcal

41. 

    PatrioticBiker on October 6, 2022 at 4:16 am

    oh no