8 Comments

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   Outrageous_State9450 on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   Fuck acids we’re going deep with genetically altered crustaceans. Step one we get the giant clams all addicted to cocaine, slowly introducing gold dust with the cocaine. Then release them to the wild where they will be searching for the only thing they know….gold that tastes like cocaine. They’ll make pearls, the pearls will be gold. We trade the clams gold pearls for cocaine.

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   Spellingchampioun on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   This was already discussed in hilarious detail on Shark Tank.

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   Jos_Meid on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   I think Fritz Haber already thought of that idea like a century ago.

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   Terakahn on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   Someone is going to invest the machine that does this efficiently and be filthy fucking rich.

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   Sirspeedy77 on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   sounds like the oceans need moar freedom.

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   Forrest_GUHmp on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   Nanomachines, son

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   hgyyyyyyyyyii on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   So you’re saying there’s a chance ?

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   Omnivud on September 27, 2022 at 7:48 am

   Isn’t there more in Uganda?