I currently have $3000 and I want to convert it to $10k by end of month.
What crazy OPTION do you recommend ?
I’ll either post the loss porn or the win 💪
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Im gonna start a new thing. Just give me your money.
I’ll pretend it’s gone and 1 year later to the day I’ll give you 75% of it back and you won’t feel as shitty as losing it all gambling.
Eat 7k asses for $1 each
Inverse whatever you decide to do.
YOLO on OTM SPY options
simple, the Emirati Dirham trades at [3.672500](https://www.x-rates.com/graph/?from=USD&to=AED) trade your $3k usd for dirhams and have 10k by the end of the day. no risk
Atm spy call 0dte tomorrow right at open, sell by noon, easy
Remindme! I want to see the results of this come the end of January
Parlay on the eagles and chiefs this weekend and cross your fingers?
Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly,
Prince Alyusi Islassis
All on red because that’s the colour of your portfolio regardless. Win that you’re on $6k which means you only have to put $4k on the next spin (red again) and you’ll have your $10k (and if that fucks up you still have $2k).
At least this way it’s over in less than 5 mins either way. And if it goes tits up it would have done anyway on your regarded $SPY 0DTE’s but you’d have saved yourself the time.
150 Tesla Calls?
Not financial advice
Chocolate star fish photos
Legally? hmm how is your credit?
buy spx weekly call on a decent dip, hit a 2 bagger. Parlay that shit into more weeklies, and then you will be at 10K, but you won’t sell and take profit because you are regarded. So you will end up diamond handing until they expires worthless. Then at this point you go to take out the loan but the loan officer gets up and looks you dead in the eyes and says… “I need about tree fiddy!”.
There’s always the option of sucking a lot of wieners at the truck stop (if the Wendy’s dumpster is already occupied).
Go to costco and buy a pallet of bottles of water, then stand outside a stadium and sell them for $3
Play both sides of earnings calls. You’ll still have your 3k at expiration.
Use the 8 major online sports betting companies to parlay the same bets against eachother. They offer 100% deposit bonuses, which with a little math can double your money every 3 days.
Invest in a good knee guard and go behind wendy’s.
Check your inbox, I think a Nigerian prince has an offer you can’t refuse
All on red in casino
Spy puts
Pharma shorts. https://youtu.be/uEI60-FcrsE
Full port SPX calls. Daily candle Monday closed above a well established downward trendline. Today we had a failure to go lower on the daily candle against the trendline to once again close above. Tomorrow we lift off.
Sell 7k worth of $400 0dte spy calls tomorrow at open and hope for the best.
Buy as many tesla calls as you can for whatever date out gives you the most contracts for your money… OR inverse this advice. Either one will give you or take your money. Goodluck on the toss up.
Bed bath and beyond
Buy rocket lab, you will have 12k by the end of the month, and then you can pay me 2k back for this advice. Then you will have 10k. Don’t thank me, just pay up.
Flip a coin for put or call
Ever been to a dog track?
Wish! Thank me later
Black on roulette you can double your money then black again and you’ll be at 12k.
PUTS ON SPY
O DTE puts on Tesla Earnings.
Grindr
Sqqq calls
Faster to just take a loan *not investment advice
If your mouth is efficient as a Dyson vacuum. I have a job for you
Just light it on fire now, will save you some time and headache
Parlay the over and chiefs win
Rent the space behind the Wendys dumpster from one of the regards of the sub for $2000, then you’ll only need to suck 900 dicks for $10 a pop
It’s kinda annoying that no one actually answers the question…
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Msft 300$
$MGOL
AMD $95 2/17 calls is my bet rn
Rolls royce, RYCEY
BBBY for the win
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