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Scrolled down and this picture scared the ever living shit out of me.
Aliens
He’s up front trying to pass as human, and everyone else is trying to act happy that he’s even there.
META = market escaping through ass
Creepy AF.
A picture of cult members before they committed collective suicide.
Why does he look like a vampire wearing makeup to appear human?
The look you get before a gang rape
Zuck asked his assistant (he thinks her name is ‘assistant’) “we need a black and a brown guy for this picture. We need to play the diversity card. Oh.. and females, bring females too.” Hurry up
You know dental is on the payroll
Facebook put premiums were a little spendy so I settled for SNAP puts so they can drag their whole ship down
Picture of legs coming soon
Beta Simps
*Notices token black guy*
“We’re an equal opportunity employer and we take pride in our diversity” – someone at fb, meta, etc…
Take a look at the net losses for Meta’s Reality Labs for the full years 2019 through 2022:
2019: Net loss of $4.5 billion on $501 million in revenue
2020: Net loss of $6.62 billion on $1.14 billion in revenue
2021: Net loss of $10.19 billion on $2.27 billion in revenue
2022: Net loss of $13.21 billion on $1.72 billion in revenue
>We do anticipate that Reality Labs operating losses in 2023 will grow significantly year-over-year.
Yikes.
Why does he cut his hair like one of those little Dutch boys on a cookie tin?
Well that’s terrifying.
Bunch of vampires looking at the guy who walked in the door
Those eyes remind us that he is a robot with no soul
Guy in the back “hey I’m Black, the company’s diverse” lol.
They all look so soulless. Demonoids.
Then again it’s probably the clear eyes from all the crying they must’ve been doing recently.
Please no photos of that ass wipe
The real dracula.
The smiles are uber fake, how sad
I need an adult..
Zuckerberg looks like a gently and rarely used rubber phallis…
Bet that girl sucks the Borg
That’s a bangable piece right there behind him to the left.
Joke
Not this guys 5 contracts 120 strike 9:30 needs to hurry up!
Stupidos
Douches
Wait until you see the group photo next year.
dont he look like he eats fetuses and placentas??
bet they all drive a Tesla
No One Knows What It Means But It’s Provocative, It Gets The People Going
Why is he so long
That alien really need to step up its disguise game, its sticks out like a sore thumb…E.T fuck off home, we’ve had enough of you.
If you were the inventors of Meta… you would have invented Meta.
A face that not even a mom could love..
Tit for tat I guess.
Those people have the same look as North Koreans when Kim is around.
This makes me feel bad for buying a put. Did I make them lose their jobs?
I bought calls & stupidly laughing so hard seeing this.. Why ???????? !!!
Almost everyone is smiling with their mouth, but not their eyes
They look like T800’s, who made skin suites out of humans!