29 Comments

1. 

   thestonkinator on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

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   Anxious_Ad_7976 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   I would vote myself off first

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   Anxious_Ad_7976 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   My picks on the dude in the top left

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   biggerarmsthanyou on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   I would want to be kicked off first.

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   mvnnyvevwofrb on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   Nerdy meth-head that gambles with your money and says stoplosses are stupid.

6. 

   modsBan4Fub on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   I have a fetish for ugly chicks like that 

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   spellbadgrammargood on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   i only know Caroline and SBF, who are the rest?

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   Anxious_Ad_7976 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   Wasn’t everyone in this friend group sleeping around with each other? Why are there only dudes in the picture?

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   Sudden-Ad-1217 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

   Someone submitted their applications and it asked: “What spectrum are you on?” And they responded “5GHz” because it’s higher than 2.4

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    Bean_Town_Blender on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Question: can I fake an injury to get out of there?

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    Rand_Al-Th0R on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Who are these people??

12. 

    DietReady4906 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Who are half of these people?

13. 

    Silly_Professor_862 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    SBF looks pretty doable here

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    TIL60 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    What’s weird was Sam was dating all of them, and their portfolios.

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    Mamasayseyeisspecial on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Does she hand out boogers or someone else’s money?

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    BabyFartzMcGeezak on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    And how does watching the batchellorette imply in any way you do not have learning disabilities?

    With that cast, I would say you need them to watch

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    Odd-Block-2998 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Truth is each above has an IQ that is higher than average big tech employees. They are in jail due to greed overpowering their intellect.

    SBF: Achieving $100B net worth in 10 years. No, I want to do it in 5 years. -> life-long jail

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    Double-Slice-915 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Honestly, you’re a POS for this post

19. 

    hisimpendingbaldness on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Aren’t they all winners?

20. 

    LunarSpells on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Dread pirate Robertson would put these fools to shame

21. 

    Love4KittyButtholes on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    No.

22. 

    JHogg11 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Which one is the bachelorette?

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    Theta_Ome on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    

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    Theta_Ome on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Dramatically exit first by switching teams.

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    spiderham808 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    

26. 

    Harvick4tw on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Top right looks like a Law & Order SVU perpetrator waiting to happen

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    BrazakAttack on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Haha

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    dikputinya on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    You missed the cop that’s been in the news recently for banging all her coworkers

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    redpillbluepill4 on February 5, 2023 at 12:57 am

    Gives new meaning to “my wife’s boyfriends”