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I think this is it, my life savings pretty much
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It *was* your life savings
On the bright side you’ll probably be able to make your life savings back within a years time
Don’t answer the phone
you are most likely very young dont stress it. you will have plenty of time to lose 10-100x more
700$ gets you like a bunch of junior bacon cheeseburgers. I don’t know how many exactly, but it’s a bunch trust me.
Who is Mar Gin and why is she calling you?
Delete the app
 I have a plan…
Better Call Saul if they come for your ass
Margin call? Don’t pick up.
“Robinhood’s sleek UI makes it even easier for regards to lose their money all while not knowing anything about the stock market. Open an account today!”
C’mon, you need to work on those numbers! What kind of nickel and dime Loss Porn we being subjected to. I lost more than that on one stupid options trade last year. I learned my lesson, disabled options trading and went to work at Wendy’s part time, my wife’s boyfriend made me. You will be fine, take it as a learning experience just like I did. You will look back next year and laugh about this setback.
Don’t worry that’s like one paycheck when your 40
Are you in the US? If so, don’t worry. You have the privelage to quickly recoup that amount and lose it again!!!
Hopefully you have enough left over for a bag of cement and two 5 gallon buckets
Always chase your losses champ. If you owe the bank a million then you have a problem, but if you owe the bank 10 million then they have the problem.
You only had $5k – so that’s really not SO much time behind the dumpster at Wendy’s.
I lurk around WSB, been seeing quite a few “this is it, it’s my life savings gone”
Not to shit on you animals but stop gambling with borrowed money.
Hey, one good thing about life savings you can always restart them!
Extra points for the pink text. 5k is pocket change in these days tho.
You didn’t have much to begin with. Nothing that you can’t bounce back from if you live in the United States.
You guys still margining 
$700 left. You’re not dead yet. Go buy some month out otm spy puts
Change your name, delete the app, and start speaking French! Your all done! Check
Margin call: 
It’s not even the money….think of the emotional struggle and time your sunk into refreshing the page/checking it each day.
I take it you’re young (<30), you’ll earn the money back in no time. Just look after your mental health.
I’ve started to look into tutoring students, £50 an hour, i could earn that money back with 2 students, 1h a week in 10months (ish). Think of ways like this you could hussle your way back 🙂 good luck
What the heck is a margin call?
Those margin call things are just bad financial advice. It’s a scam to try to separate you from your hard earned money. Don’t let them scam you. Tell them to take your name off their list.
Wow pink porn I never seen that before
Great u got $700 I can borrow for put on Monday.
Life savings or adolescence savings?
There is always the next life
I think that portfolio looks like everyone else’s who “learned how to trade” during the pandemic
I would try to “round down” to zero. It helps kick that adrenaline rush in for “shit I’m broke and mom and dad are gonna find out” or the “fuck this I’m jumping off my 17th floor penthouse patio” or the best one “now I’m gonna become a regarded transgender, non binary, big titted loser and try to tell someone I’m special” action. Trust me anyone of them plays out well here. You are set!
good news.. you already poor! it can only get better from here!
That’s badass dude. Are you sort of attractive or ugly? Because you can make good money selling you body on the street
It’s okay.
Ive lost my savings twice
But I DID improve it once
So fucking sad. All these posts of people throwing their lives away is heart wrenching. Get some help or just stay away from markets.
Congrats , and fuck you
Been there, done that. If ya still breathing you can make that money back 100 times over. Go do something else for a while. I had 20 years away from trading and have built 3 businesses (sold one) in that time. I’ve started trading again with some success. Just hanging on for the freefall.
Chuck that other 700$ and make the 5k back
still got $700. See you Monday
Bro I could make that back in like 2 months just working at a factory in KY. SO CAN YOU!
Hey, at least now you can say that your finances look similar to Debit Suisse.