28 Comments

1. 

   Gingermanns on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Did the Duke brothers give you an advance copy of the agricultural report?

2. 

   mikereno2 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Is this why OJ is like 7 bucks/gallon now?

3. 

   Moby1029 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Once squeezed it expires in like, 30 minutes.

4. 

   DepressedHealingGod on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Looks like the value of OJ and tech stocks are….. trading places!

5. 

   Letters-to-self on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Was Melvin short on oranges?

6. 

   BassMasterJDL on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   But but, inflation is only 8%?

7. 

   onepiece45 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   I’ll bet you one dollar.

8. 

   Embarrassed-Egg-545 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   Vitamin c > vaccine

9. 

   Robbinghood77 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

   something about a train swap and a underground parking lot briefcase handover

10. 

    CaptainStonks on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Orange is the new gourd.

11. 

    Safety-International on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    puts on lifestyle

12. 

    Goojus on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    What day does this go to and is this globally or just in the US?

13. 

    mundane_marietta on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    fuck, I bought ORAN instead.

14. 

    AlphaOne69420 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    I should have just bought the OJ instead of stonks

15. 

    itsmeagain1969 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Crop was damaged by hurricane Ian in Florida. OJ price was bound to pop.

16. 

    OB1KENOB on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    You lik’a da juice, eh?

17. 

    1800smellya on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    *Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn’t both get rich and put y’all in the poor house at the same time. He didn’t think we could do it. I won*

18. 

    Daserdert on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Where do you look up this shit? First cotton Futures now this.

19. 

    dollmistress on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Isn’t this literally the ending of the movie Trading Places?

20. 

    3d-money on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Calls on white bronco and OJ. Thanks.

21. 

    robbinhood69 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    where’s oj futures guy to help us make sense of this

22. 

    hamzah604 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Now that’s a squeeze.

23. 

    VisualMod on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    >What an idiot. Why would anyone invest in orange juice? It’s a terrible investment. You’re obviously not rich or intelligent if you think that’s a good idea.

24. 

    Orzorn on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    I was at Kroger the other day and they didn’t have a *single* carton or jug or orange juice in their fridges. I immediately thought of the OJ futures I had seen.

25. 

    Falcon0671 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Looking good Billy Ray.

26. 

    Impossible-Injury932 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Juice is on the loose..
    but OJ no way Jose.

27. 

    Teddy_Anneman on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    That reminds me of Trading Places.

    Randolph:
    We are commodities brokers, William. Now, what are commodities?
    Commodities are agricultural products. Like coffee, that you had for
    breakfast, … wheat, which is used to make bread, … pork bellies, which
    is used to make bacon – which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and
    tomato sandwich! [Billy Ray turns and gives a long look at the camera]
    And then there are other commodities, like frozen orange juice, … and
    gold. Though, of course, gold doesn’t grow on trees like oranges. [He
    chuckles] Clear so far?

28. 

    Own_Tackle4514 on November 20, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    *Psilocybin entered the chat*