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I’m calling it. Yesterday was the bottom. Recession cancelled, off to the races.
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I can’t tell if I should use the inverse crammer in this case.
Didn’t he like call a market bottom a few months ago. He can’t stop contracting himself
Cramer trying to inverse himself. Cute.
Fuck my puts 
Another reason for recession to be canceled is that I bought 5 k worth of spy puts
Fml
It’s almost like these guys know WSB makes decisions based on article headlines. Conditioned everyone to think one way about them too so now they don’t know what to do if Cramer says something potentially right for once.
Guess I’m selling my puts in the morning.
Fuck, I bought puts going into close. I meant to sell them for a modest 10% but forgot and now swinging for the Wendy’s parking lot
Yup this is true
even a broken clock is right twice a day
Broken clock
ooh looks like you were wrong on this one
Whoopsies
Just asking. Why is everyone acting like the fed hasn’t already said they are raising rates into 2023. Do you guys not believe them. Of course the downtrend will continue. Still a lot of pain to cone unless the fed reverses course. So yeah this ain’t rocket science guys. The fed already said gonna be almost 5% This is public knowledge
Yesterday Cramer said the Fed govs would come out and restate their views on not stopping to raise rates and tank the gains from yesterday and he was 100% right
Welp, this aged great in less than 16 hours 
The market goes down, then it goes up. Big fucking mystery.
Crash hasn’t even begun yet
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This guy is such an asshole, soon as I get it, he opens his mouth and spins it
Jim the type of guy to inverse his skid marked TIGHTY WHITIES.
you need to read this carefully. He thinks closing shorts temporarily is “a rally”. So there is no statement here to invert. That is just he being himself.
You’d have to be really smooth up there to think you can *always* simply inverse Cramer everything
He reversed position three times today alone, he’s trying the inverse Cramer himself it seems
I’m sorry OP, but “fuck you Cramer!”
It’s literally the only thing to say right now. He has to occasionally tell the truth, or boomers would stop listening.
Not today, Jose!
post didnt age well
What do you think guys, straddle? honestly considering it since it’s so messy
Narrator: Cramer was right for once
Lol once in a while cramers right too
Here comes the pain again…
It’s not cancelled. It’s just the institutions with BDE taking profits on their PUTS and repositioning for the next big drop.
Anyone who continues to keep upvoting this fucking joke over and over again is subhuman trash.