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Is there an undo tab somewhere on Robinhood? How can i turn this remaining fund into $1 Mil within a year? I’ll sell this POS $CLOV and put the cash in the most outrageous suggestion I receive. Go!
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Just got to super market and buy all the bananas. Then rent a plane and fly over melvin captial and drop them
U might need  to get involved in this
Maybe BBBy will gamma squeeze like it was predicted
TSLA Calls. Who needs a year?
Martingale Blackjack. ♠️
Load up your account and get back on gambling
Sos… only down 98% this year… could blast any day. Now..
Just email them and tell them it was an accident and you’d like your money back.
Double that next week with GME
You should be using RH gold and getting that 3% on your cash like me… up to .17 for the month. That’s how I’ll be making back my 35% losses… my snark and sarcasm is getting lost on you regards- forgive me
Damn this makes me feel better about my portfolio. Glad I’m not the only one getting fucked
YOLO META puts for earnings on Tuesday
TLRY 2mte calls with hopes of federal legalization as a last ditch effort for Dems to win the midterm lol.
I’m in a similar position. My plan is to buy $65 HYG puts for December 16th next week. Betting on ukrain getting nuked before Christmas
ASTS in 4-5 years.
I’d just stay put and clench your buttocks and either accept a possible slow return or do nothing else than cash out. We’re obviously idiots at this point.
Gourd futures, maybe rabbits….
Clearly you need to just do whatever the opposite of this was *Big brain time*
All in on $ASTS
Bbby
Try selling calls
Mmtlp/MMAT
Bbby
SPY 367 puts 0DTE
Metals. Top 3 are lithium, uranium, and platinum. Keep adding to those three over the next decade and give me a free blowie behind Wendy’s dumpster.
Move to CAR and you’re a millionaire [in comparison](https://www.givingwhatwecan.org/blog/measuring-global-inequality-median-income-gdp-per-capita-and-the-gini-index) to wealth of 99.9% of people.
Roulette… 00
KHC
Buy Pork bellies
Flip the graph upside down, change the font from red to green, and demand that Robinhood gives you your profits.
oh boy…
Options on UVXY and hope that world war 3 breaks out before the options expire.
Bruh spy 500 is high rn I would go all in on puts to double your money just don’t got odte
Time to take out a loan and DCA with $20k!
0DTE $SPY puts. Go big or go hungry
Just do everything that you did to get into this mess, but in reverse. What was your last play? 0DTE spy puts? Buy 0DTE spy calls.
Once you go through your entire trade history you should be back where you started.
Highly regarded
Msft calls fir earnings
Yea, ok. Let’s all assume I know wtf I’m doing. Can’t go tits up.
FNMAJ…if it comes out of conservatorship you will be way ahead. If the government sweeps, you will lose everything with no tax write off.
If no one does anything by 2028, the conservatorship ends. All or nothing play.
Should took 1-2% a day that’s 1000 dollars mutiply that by rough 300 trading days you made 300,000 in a year at this point the only way back is to do a leap on an index fund and hope the market is about to recover which I think it might
You were all in on CLOV and are still holding? Damn. What was your cost basis? All you need is two 12x plays to get to a million..
I heard a lot about CLOV a few months back, maybe you should invest in it 😉