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What’s gonna happen to the kid’s account with tracking Elon’s jet?
this whole development of events is so surreal, are we sure Zuck didn’t win and we’re all in the metaverse right now?
So does overpaying count for Loss Porn?
> In total, Gadde is set to walk away from Twitter with the biggest haul: Nearly $74 million. Agrawal and Segal aren’t far behind her, though, at roughly $65 million and $66 million, respectively.
Can Elon buy my company and fire me!
Elon Musk: Twitter founder.
What’s the inverse of a phoenix?
next step, the book?
The 25% of employees he doesn’t fire are all female
You get a baby, and you get a baby, and you get a baby!
Elon Musk writes new novel: Why the Caged Bird Screams
Now we see what kind of bird it becomes.
It was kind of a shit bird, but maybe it becomes a shit eagle.
Maybe it just dies and starts really stinking up the place.
I wish I was so rich I could just buy a sick, dying company and watch it … continue to be a sick dying company
Birds aren’t real
At what cost?
For that price why didn’t he just make his own app?
Everyone quick.. start the short
More puts on meta
Peter Griffin has lived in peace for years, with the chicken being free… who knows what’s about to happen
Private a few years, internal assets gutted, repackaged and ipo at asisnie inflated price after recession= breakeven or better
Big thank you to every elon simp who played into the whole “no way this deal closes” hysteria and contributed in their small dumb way to giving me so much easy risk free money. I truly couldn’t have done this without each and everyone of you morons.
Someone please thank u/reviewequivalent1266 for me. He blocked me but he was comfortably the biggest moron of the bunch and posted as such loudly and often.
Bird is the word
I’m wondering if Elon is going to start getting pressure from the CCP to censor content critical of the CCP on Twitter. They can apply a lot of pressure on Tesla, I’m just unsure if they’re short sighted enough to chill the foreign investment climate even further.
Been incredible to watch the Elon cock gobbles on twitter switch between “Damn Twitter trying to FORCE Elon to buy their shit company!” to “Yes Elon, SIEZE Twitter and deliver us from its evil as you planned!”
Funny how it happens in sync with Elon Musk’s legal attempts to get out of buying Twitter lol.
So will Trump and Kanye be allowed back in?
44 billion for Twitter is insane, I don’t know it seems like a complete mistake to me
now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds-
Elon musk, probably
So people can go back to threatening to go defcon three on Jews on Twitter in peace like God intended?
Does this mean I can finally say the R word on Reddit!??!??
Everyone jacking off about the harassment and hate rules being changed are forgetting why they’re there: Advertisers. Musk needs to make his money back. He’s not about to cut off advertising income so you can make antisemitic threats.
Nft’d it
I’m om shrooms
Who actually uses Twitter? Seems to be an American thing. I know barely any people that use it day to day and never have.
https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ