26 Comments

1. 

   grimkhor on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Yeah. I can tell you what I do with my meat in the bath if you want.

2. 

   FinaglingFink on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Didn’t the beyond meat guy get arrested for biting a human man?
   A. Human. Man.

3. 

   spank_that_hedge on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Don’t forget to bath salts your bath meat

4. 

   EastLosSqueeze on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Batman Beyond implies the existence of Batman Bed and Batman Bath. Am I the only regard whose seeing this?

5. 

   washingtonandmead on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Your girl knows all about my bed meat

6. 

   HodlMyBananaLongTime on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Ya, we gave it to your mom last night, she is the one who said it was “beyond”

7. 

   Rymanbc on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   We need the Keanu “whoa” emoji

8. 

   SaltyShawarma on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   I will eat my beef jerky wherever the fuck I want! AMERICA!

9. 

   Enjoyingtheview08 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

   Well yes. Bed meats are things such as chicken or turkey, a non greasy/fatty meat. You don’t want that falling in your sheets. Bath meats are things such as bacon, chorizo, burgers. You can wash away the grease and go about your day.

   Am I the only one doing this???

10. 

    orbital_one on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    How high was this guy when he tweeted this?

11. 

    lolputs on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Sometimes she likes it served in the bed and sometimes she wants it in the shower.

12. 

    killybay22 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Dow up 500 points and BBBY doesn’t make a penny?…. you may want to reconsider your positions….

13. 

    The_Maddest on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Bear meat or bull meat?

14. 

    KudzuNinja on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    I got some bed meat for anybody that needs it.

15. 

    Gotham3000 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    I want it.

16. 

    Soi_Boi_13 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Their COO was so starved of meat that he tried to eat a person.

17. 

    blackbeltmessiah on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Its not a ‘hard’ argument to win.

18. 

    sweetypetey on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Bbby signal. Gonna be back to buy buy buy before I die

19. 

    JasonRoyal on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    BREAKING: BBBY to enter new market and the stratosphere.

    /s

20. 

    mattwing05 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Yeah, what about before meat?

21. 

    AndCoffeeWithThat on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Who doesn’t want a nice beefy odor coming from the meat scented wall flowers or whatever??

22. 

    Ilikenapkinz on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    You connected the dots. That’s enough DD for me. I’m all in!

23. 

    the_shnizzinit on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Thanks for the award!

24. 

    ep302549 on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Human meat

25. 

    VisualPixal on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Beyond is just the kitchen.

26. 

    Trader2KG on September 29, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Blood Bath & Meat?