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Lmfaooo. This is why I don’t check the mail.
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YES! Letter of Achievement received. Good work sir!
Don’t forget to sign and submit the acknowledgement form, you can do it in their portal. Don’t ask me how I know this 
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Congrats, you finally received your WSB diploma. Now, frame it.
82 trades a month keeps the doctor away
Just want to make sure you’re comfortable with being such a regard -love, Fidelity
Yes, legal has advised that we are obligated to inform you that you are a dipshit. So you are hereby notified and do you need more lube?
They should really make you get a parent’s signature on these letters and send them back to keep trading
Just wait until they send the one you have to sign and return saying you really are comfortable with your trading style/risk in order to keep trading. They locked me out for over a week. All for paper losses too.
Fidelity definitely likes to rub it in lol
At -100k they send the notice with an edible arrangement
2 of my Fidelity “managed accounts” are down at least this much. Maybe I should forward their portfolio manager this letter???
A certificate of belonging
That’s the most expensive letter of recommendation I’ve ever seen
“You fucked up pretty bad. Did you mean to fuck up this bad? Your fuck ups aren’t our problem, so if you didn’t mean to fuck up this bad, then maybe try not fucking up so bad.
Love, Fidelity”
We don’t offer advice but just wanna make sure losing almost 60k is in line with your investment objectives. Oh no reply? OK we will assume everything is ok, carry on good sir .
I see you got your regard letter
At least your broker cared enough to send you a letter
“if we dont hear from you we’ll assume your cool f’n it all up” – INfidelity
I’d frame it & hang it with pride in the in-law suite.
This is the equivalent of a YouTuber receiving a Diamond Play button in this sub
On the bright side they aren’t monitoring your losses anymore!
Post positions
Get one from Schwab and E*Trade and u win the trifecta regard award!
Hahahaha, I got that same letter a couple weeks ago!
Hey Regard!!! Stop trading because you suck at it. — Fidelity
Ok, but you didn’t tell us if -57k is consistent with your trading strategy and goals.
Fewer coconuts now, huh?
Great job and fuck you.
Can’t you just uninstall your mailbox?
Dear OP,
this is not financial advice. But you are *really* good at making poor decisions. I can’t tell you to stop making these poor decisions, but if you want to get help I’m here for you.
Hugs & Kisses,
-Fidelity
I wonder what it said after “Dear”?
Dear Degenerate?