Me balancing my carefully constructed gourd futures portfolio

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Me balancing my carefully constructed gourd futures portfolio from wallstreetbets

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DriedUpSquid on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Remember to sell your pumpkin stock BEFORE Halloween.
Extremely-Bad-Idea on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Cool video. This guy should replace Jerome Powell.
Ayahuasca-Dreamin on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Is this a trailer for his new Squid Games?
Beginning_Ratio8422 on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Not my proudest fap
Abomitron on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Gored futures*
Candid-Jellyfish-975 on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
You’re an autist all right.
farsh19 on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Wait untill the end of October. If gourds are still going up, you know it’s a sure thing, and should definitely yolo on gourd calls
ToothlessTrader on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Total profit 0.069%
FartyMcShart on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
The federal reserve be like:
ClioBitcoinBank on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Thats why they call em pump-kins
OKahnloc on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Nike
Just do it.
DogGodFrogLog on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Húlu Wáng is a hero.
FSUSeminalVesicle on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
October-November calendar spreads are guaranteed to print.
HezzyConnects on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
Why?
RadiantMedium1380 on October 3, 2022 at 12:54 pm
what a waste… kid in Africa could have eaten that glass

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