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My girlfriend is almost 98% of the time right and I ask her “since your so right will my puts print she said honestly I think the market will go up 😳” don’t know how to feel about that could this be the 2% wrong 🤣🙏
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Unfortunately she is probably right
Prepare your anus!
And maybe her’s too.
Wendy’s dumpster is closing in
Did she say “this is not financial advice” afterwards? No? Lock her ass up!
Is your girlfriend in the room wid us now?
If your right and she’s wrong, leave her for not telling you sooner…If you are wrong and she is right, marry that damn woman!!! 
>I bought SPY puts on October 20th with an expiration date of November 18th. The current price of SPY is $375.50, and my breakeven point is $347.93. I am currently down 30.24% on the trade, or $2,284.00.
I have 374 puts and I’m not confident they’ll print.. haha.
Women’s intuition is a powerful thing. I’d trust
She’s wrong on this one bro
Tom Lee said this week is the bottom. I believe him
Ukraine just got bombed today w/ missiles. 1/3 of their infrastructure is down. We may see a red Monday.
But massive earnings that can give a bull run if they meet/exceed. Google Amazon AAPL Microsoft MasterCard
Otherwise down -13% $364 Putt 10/26
Can we get daily picks from your gf??? 
I agree with your wife … up she goes
Puts on OPs marriage
You’re fukt
Depends, doesn’t it?
If your girlfriend is not married, your puts will not print.
However, if your girlfriend is married, that makes you the wife’s boyfriend, and that means your puts will print.
She’s right bro. Trust me, I’m her boyfriend!
I bought puts too… markets bound to go up
Bro you are going to be so fucked.
But then again as I write this I forget what the put strike was for I mean you may have a chance, does your girlfriend follow the market if not slap her with your dick and say shut up I fuck up on my own actions
I mean, you bought time on them so could give it a week Nd reasses, i dunno
She’s already right wtf you mean 2 percent.
A lot will depent on all the big earnings next week
How have the markets done for the month of october? I think they’re all up!
Make it a vertical put spread play both ways
Try the contrarian approach. Whatever msm is saying, do the opposite.
I’m gonna need a phone number.
Sounds like a keeper and by the way close your puts unless your balls are of steel. Short squeeze in coming
Get out with your poor ass 7k dollars
Mary her before you lose all you money.
Midterms rally. But since it’s expected everything will just stay flat/bounce around in a sideways channel.
Some of this week’s earnings calls might result in enough to validate that 2% you’re looking for…
Wall st wants us to FOMO into this fake ass rally. As soon as we dump our puts, the market will tank.
Double down at 380.
Market is going down down down. Thanks joe!