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My sister asked me to manage her eTrade portfolio
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You’re worse than the guy who lost 80k of the 100k his dead dad left him. At least his dad wasn’t alive anymore.
Unless you talked with her about different investing strategies and she specifically asked you to go with such a risky route, you should be really ashamed of yourself. Gambling away your sisters money like this is no joke.
If a relative asked me to invest their money my first instinct would be to play it extra safe, eg buy ETFs or stocks of big stable companies to hold long term.
Every time I think I suck at trading, I see posts like this and realize I’m really not that bad. Thank you, OP
*ex-sister
I hope you collected your management fee up front.
Annnnnnd it’s gone
That’s badass dude. Can you manage mine too ?
If you wanted your sister to get f*cked you could have just asked me
Can we get a link to her OF page once she realizes what happened?
You wanted to gamble her money so you could have taken a profit. GL mate
So you are a scumbag. Congratulations
No kidding. Should have put some in IBonds and the rest in Vanguard MM Fund.
Trading is for losers. – Bogle (father of the index fund)
Looks all Christmasy with that red & green…just throw some fake snow on it and it’ll be fine…
This is one of those things that I truly hope are fake.
You’re doing great id let you run mine if you want to
Tell her to trust the process
You seem so glib about it all in the comments. I would feel really horrible losing someone I love’s money doing obviously extremely risky behavior. You almost seem to find it all a game and pretty funny. I can’t imagine doing what you did, and I am glad I don’t have any family members “help” me the way you did for your sister. I feel sorry for her. I’m sure you’ll take it all in stride and laugh it off, but I just wanted you to know you are a POS, thanks.
Managing someone else’s brokerage account may cause legal issue, doesn’t it?
Glad I’m only down -10%. Feel better now THANKS!
how are you so bad at this?
this has to be fake
What medical school let you in lol.
Nah. Tell her bear market. She’ll see 3x when the bull market starts
EDIT: YTD: – $74000…
Nice store of value in gold
Hold for 40yrs
I want to see the text explaining to her this is normal and compare it to the S&P etc
I sincerely hope this is a joke. Losing your own hard earned money is shitty enough let alone somebody else’s.
If enough people want to see it, I will post the portfolio of the Robinhood account she let me trade on as well. Unfortunately, things aren’t so hot there either.
I hope she sues the fuck outta you
Dude you made 1.4% gainz today in this fucking market? Hero. She is thinking way too long term.
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etrade sucks