38 Comments

1. 

   Professional_Crab910 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   If they feel the need to bring this information to the newspapers, you know what time it is.

2. 

   asadisher on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   Here comes the tax payers money just in time for c-suite bonuses.

3. 

   gyyoome on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   Bear stearns is fine.

4. 

   DenuvoSuks on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   Famous last words

5. 

   mrpoopistan on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   No rumor is true until officially denied.

   — Nassim Taleb

6. 

   sunk_galleon on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   So anyone have any positions or we just farting?

7. 

   joeg26reddit on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   I ALSO SAY:

   LIQUIDITY STRONG

   Whenever I have diarrhea

8. 

   ghost10346395 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   Straight up lying. Interesting approach by Credit Suisse CEO.

9. 

   godfather188 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

   In Finance, strong means “we’re weak as fuck”

10. 

    nickybikky on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    So calls?

11. 

    __SpeedRacer__ on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    By the time you have to say you’re liquid, you’re a gas already.

12. 

    Aegon21 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Die credit suisse die die die

13. 

    Luddites_Unite on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    

14. 

    FellaDeluxe on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    The puts are cheap

15. 

    PlayedKey on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    So if you take a loan from them and they go under… Is it free? Lmao

16. 

    Afrotopia on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Your liquidity remains….strong.

17. 

    CLS4L on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Just ask Cramer he knows

18. 

    LeVraiMatador on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    So strong

19. 

    DustBunnicula on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Exactly. It’s like during Watergate when Nixon’s staff said it wasn’t connected with the break-in, before Woodward asked about it.

    What are they trying to get ahead of?

20. 

    yrpp123 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    That’s what everyone says before going tits up

21. 

    Initial_Wallaby_919 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Caveman say Ugga ugga “ liquidity, strong “

22. 

    Arleenthedream on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Makes my penis feel like that time at sea world with that Thhhhiiiiccccc dolphin.

23. 

    madsoro on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Sounds like what someone on this sub would tell their wife after losing their life savings

24. 

    Tonegle on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    I’ve used up my awards, someone guild this man

25. 

    iR0nCond0r on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    This has figuratively never been said before

26. 

    Tbone6532 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Liquidity means it’s liquid shit about to hit the toilet, el grande burrito style.

27. 

    Ok_Capital2097 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    If we’re right, people lose homes. People lose jobs. People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about f*cking banking? It reduces people to numbers — ever 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that?

28. 

    KapitanSzprot on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Nah, they will be fine. We’re leaving in different world in terms of banking regulations than in 2006-08. Liquidity management was non-existent back then.

29. 

    xXWickedSmatXx on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Kramer said it was fine. Lol

30. 

    Practical-Middle3741 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Yeah but what does Jim Cramer say ???

31. 

    kitastrophae on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    BOOM.

32. 

    BigoKompenso on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    boom

33. 

    SiCur on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    You guys are starting to give me heart palpitations. My wife who couldn’t give a shit about the market has been reading up on this shit for 2 hours now.

34. 

    Idol7490 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    I only hope

35. 

    sweetwonton on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Reverse CEO (most of them). The rich lies lots, just like Cramer. Trust me bro articles. Anyone could write something.

36. 

    Xero-Tax on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    Bank runs this week

37. 

    Spare_Candy_9772 on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    So are we doing this?

38. 

    too_techie on October 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm

    BEAR STEARNS IS FINE!1?1!1!