24 Comments

1. 

   littlemarcus91 on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   Lose 6.5 cents that’s your problem

   Lose 0.65 cents, that’s their problem

2. 

   tianshangyu on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   too small to fail…. fxxk the hedges… they owe trillions of dollars

3. 

   Landed_port on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   Just put a transfer for $0.65 from your bank, it hits instantly to cover but doesn’t transfer yet. Then drive to your bank and tell them you made a mistake, there’s no way you can transfer such a large amount! Should buy you a day or two, maybe three.

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4. 

   realDespond on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   straight to guantanamo with you

5. 

   Marcus_Qbertius on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   I’d say deposit the 65 cents, settle everything, close the account, delete the app, and when you have money again open an Ira and stick to index funds.

6. 

   eh_meh_nyeh on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   

7. 

   BigDapRamirez on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   Remember that if you owe someone $10,000 it’s your problem.

   If you owe someone $10,000,000,000 it’s their problem. (Or the taxpayers.)

8. 

   simxn-svyz on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   Hurry up before your wife’s boyfriend writes a check for $0.65 and moves in

9. 

   Extremely-Bad-Idea on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

   The problem is that you don’t know what they will sell if you don’t take action on your own. Theoretically they only need to sell 65 cents worth, but they might cash out a big block of stock or an options position in an act of random stupidity. The action will be automated, no human involved, so you best take care of this yourself..

10. 

    Fibocrypto on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Please fees and interest

11. 

    MaticJr2 on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    I will never financially recover from this.

12. 

    always-indifferent on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Bruh doesn’t have the 65 cents though!

13. 

    usriusclark on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Bill Whang that shit. Don’t answer your phone.

14. 

    SeattleOligarch on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    That’s 65 dicks behind the Wendy’s dumpster. Go get em champ.

15. 

    OddSituations on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Get the money in.

16. 

    Narradisall on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Just get some refinancing or loan and you’ll be able to pay that off then pay back the loan at $1,382.78.

17. 

    FatFrank_theExpat on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Wish I had -$0.65.

18. 

    inkslingerben on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Fix it FAST! before they liquidate your entire portfolio to cover the margin balance.

19. 

    unbalancedcheckbook on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Time to sell plasma or that thing your grandmother gave you.

20. 

    Arete_Ronin on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    RIP. Wendy’s calling.

21. 

    rgdgaming on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    You degenerate lowlife, you get off to your failures don’t you!?

22. 

    WombatCum on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    I’m sure you can set up a payment plan if you call them

23. 

    AwkwardYak4 on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    If you lose 4 more cents you would owe 69

24. 

    DrTabogganMD on October 4, 2022 at 8:18 am

    It’s time for the Wendy’s dumpster! You’ll be good in 10 mins!