29 Comments

1. 

   shibum61 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   U guys have houses?

2. 

   BugTotal6212 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   No girlfriend= more time for stonks

3. 

   Maruchan_rider on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   Just lost the house, so far.

4. 

   Hucko3 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   She’s talking about her boyfriend.

5. 

   Illustrious-Ball9119 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   Story of… My dad.

   In 2008, he basically lost our house. I was 15 at the time. My mother was hella mad at him. After the foreclosure, we relocated somewhere else. He continued making awful financial decisions. A decade later, he had 250000$ of debts and sadly passed away due to cancer.

   My mother is now still riddled with debts and I learned that when you can’t afford to lose money, just save it and enjoy it.
   My father made me love finance, but also his actions taught me to never get too greedy.

   I have a very small amount of money invested in stocks. Never put all of your eggs in the same basket.
   Don’t risk it all. Play smart, play safe.

6. 

   _Bob_Genghis_Kahn on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   Oh he’s thinking about her…about pimping her out behind Wendy’s to fund his day trading addiction…

7. 

   zbroskiz on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   I lol’d

8. 

   Usrnamesrhard on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   Wait, margin call is literally just a call? I’ve been so worried about it all this time, and it turns out I can just ignore the incoming call?

9. 

   Kamikaza731 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

   “Who the fuck is this girl called Margin calling my boyfriend! He is probably cheating on me!”

10. 

    the_ssotf on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Lmao like anyone here owned a house in the first place

11. 

    ETH_Knight on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    He ll think about her when he thinks how to break the news to her

12. 

    HODL-THE-LINE on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Just don’t take the call, then you can keep the money. But shhhhhh, don’t let them know this trick

13. 

    what_is_blue on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    This is incredible. The incoming margin call is just *fry cook’s kiss*

14. 

    NickGerFayeGette on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Nice editing skills

15. 

    kaze_san on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    You don’t lose anything if you don’t sell – just don’t sell house and you keep it *tips head*

16. 

    TalkingBackAgain on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    It is entirely unclear to me why people who insist on working with options, and by all means they should, throw all the money they have into them instead of starting with a small amount of contracts, or just one, to see where it will go and then build on their success, if there’s any, to buy a few more.

    Why does it always have to be the ‘boohoo I lost everything’ when you clearly don’t have to do that?

    You buy some alcohol to put into the cupboard so that you would have some to offer visitors, or for your own use. When it comes time to use it, do you just open your throat and pour it all down all at once?

17. 

    QuietSouth9930 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Like me 5 years ago. Lost everything. Only the wife’s boyfriend stayed.

18. 

    Loose_Mail_786 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    It’s funny because it’s true.

19. 

    MissLesGirl on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Why is he happy and laughing?

20. 

    Jim_C_Belfort on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    “Who is margin, and why are they calling?”

21. 

    clowhoenheim on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    The minimal effort put into aligning the screen contents makes this better

22. 

    RexCrimson_ on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Y’all have houses?

23. 

    NiceHaas on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    That last scene in the film Boiler Room is what I imagine is going to happen to a bunch of families in here lol… everyone here should watch that film btw

24. 

    -1DTE on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    At least he’s still got his wife; for now

25. 

    Pristine_Anxiety9069 on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Nice Paint skills…

26. 

    iGetPaidToPlay on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    If only you had a financial advisor…

27. 

    sneakylyric on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Yall have a house?

28. 

    NoahxofxNod on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Me with only $100 or less a month to invest getting shit on sale 🙂

29. 

    lolitsmagic on October 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Just swing puts, bottom is not in. Ezpz.