44 Comments

1. 

   Holmlor on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   “Hey lazer-lips, your mother was a snowblower!”

2. 

   Quick-Insect9066 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   No disassemble!!!

3. 

   FuzziBunniRcstr on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   Johnny 5 is alive!

4. 

   1_pinkyinnose_1inazz on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   Haha most of these kids won’t know who, Number Five is…

5. 

   ss68and66 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   “Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.”

   What a classic

6. 

   HeelBangs on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   NEED INPUT!

7. 

   FistEnergy on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   get real, Johnny 5 is a massive upgrade over the TSLA dummies

8. 

   woodstockwoodstock on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   Looks like his mother was a snow blower.

9. 

   mexicanstingray68 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

   Way better than I was expecting!

10. 

    boonepopham76 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Short circuit..classic Johnny 5

11. 

    CBH60 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    I’d buy this. No need for the humanoid nonsense. Just give me a smart ass robot.

12. 

    BobbyMcGee101 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Benjamin I need input!

13. 

    always_creative on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    This was my favorite movie as a kid and I completely forgot about it! Now I need to go watch it.

14. 

    Fancy_Mechanic_3440 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5 is way cooler than that Sad pile presented by Tesla!

15. 

    m155m30w on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5 is alive…NO DISASSEMBLE!!!

16. 

    Dark-Cloud666 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Woah man Number 5 was a robot with military grade weapons and actual working A.I. The thing elon showed barely made it to the stage.

17. 

    bengol13 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

18. 

    ThemadFoxxer on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    you joke but I’ve wanted an actually intelligent robot that looks like that since I was young.

19. 

    More_Cow_3486 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Los locos kick your ass, Los locos kick your face, Los locos kick your balls into outer spaceeeee!

20. 

    ID-10T-ERROR on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Please don’t remake or sequel this film

21. 

    knifeysp8ny on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    It’ll replace women one day

22. 

    HopelessCurse on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Shutup and take my money!!!

23. 

    LiquidTXT on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    STEPHANIEEEE!!!

24. 

    gianthooverpig on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    More input!!!

25. 

    L_E_Orbit2021 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    I am sporting a tremendous woody right now! Come on tell me, Newton

26. 

    Rolliad on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    I would rather have Johnny 5!!

27. 

    Pmartinez8241 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5 is 10,000,000,000,000,000X better, especially when they gave him a lazer!

28. 

    Middle_G-33 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    More input Steph a ne

29. 

    ComfortableCommand44 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    NO DISASSEMBLE!

30. 

    theshogun02 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5 doesn’t want any part of his BS.

31. 

    therealspideysteve on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Elon 5 !

32. 

    Suprflyyy on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5.1

33. 

    Useful-Anxiety-9839 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Your momma is a snowblower!

34. 

    Annahsbananas on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny Five is aliveeeeeee

35. 

    hup-the-paladin on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Johnny 5 would be an upgrade to what they have. Also try not to step on the butterfly.

36. 

    Taco_In_Space on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    bro, tesla robot is shit. I’d buy this in a heartbeat.

37. 

    Dependent_Parsnip_91 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Shit I WISH it was Johnny 5. Major improvement.

38. 

    KnowledgeableSloth on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    I’m in love with this Robot

39. 

    FitzMagoo on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Hey laser-lips, your mama was a snowblower.

40. 

    Mean-Fondant-8732 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Theyd have rallied to fucking Mars if this has been on display

41. 

    Dead-Yamcha on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Don’t do my boy wrong like that, what’d Johnny 5 ever do to you? You SOB.

42. 

    Obsidianram on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Elon ain’t even got a Johnny tree fiddy…c’mon man…

43. 

    bhillen83 on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Hey LaserLips! Your momma was a snowblower!

44. 

    Papabrounch on October 5, 2022 at 11:57 am

    Bro that tesla shit can’t touch Five!