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That look when you realise it’s time to update your CVs
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Is that the line to get fired?
That girl on the left is trying to kill Elon with her eyes, man.
Just learn to weld, duh!
The asian lady in the back loves the drama that’s happening.
Gunna be about 10 months from now we hear elon has another kid and theres been a massove nda signed by a former coworker
Apply for jobs at other successful micro-blogging social media platforms.
The good news is that they already know how to code!
Chick on the left looks real upset. How my wife’s bf looks at me when I forget to buy the good lubricant
If Twitter employees didn’t start updating their resumes months ago then they haven’t been paying attention
God. I have Elon Musk’s hairline, and it makes me sad.
He’s not following through on firing 75% of the employees, and the executives who are leaving got $122M golden parachutes, and will probably end up working at Dorsey’s new social media platform, Bluesky.
Maybe they can learn to mine coal?
“Which of you here are of breeding age and currently ovulating? Please form a line to the left, craziest eyes to the front.”
Twitter staff lining up for titty twisters from the new boss.
Funny yall keep thinking anyone that gets canned isn’t going to walk out with a stellar severance, likely WARN payments for 3 months, stock paid for AND have another gig within weeks.
Getting laid off from a tech company is awesome.
So much body language in this pic
“I only bought this company as a joke, and I don’t believe in it and would rather not be here, but as long as I am here, here are the general changes you should make, and please, no one bore with details complaints or questions.”
Elon looks like he belongs on Trailer Park Boys.
Next he will fire all Reddit employers
That woman on the left has already had enough of his shit.
The richest guy in the world about to fire me – fml
Can we submit this for a photoshop battle?
We already had 2 twitter software engineers apply at my job
“Just build your own Twitter.”
That chick in the back looks like she hates his guts hahaha
Edit: Back left
yea before he tries to fuck you to increase his off spring which he has historically been doing at his companies. I give it a month
Their RSUs are worth four times what they should be because of this man. Not a bad deal.
“Wow, 50 billion still can’t buy you good hair plugs.”
Elon looks like he only does bicep curls and skips everything else
literally fuck all of these people. multi-millionaries working at corporate day care
maybe he will offer them a horse
“We need to make money money money”
It’s actually kind of strange how you guys suckle the teet of a billionaire who grew up rich his whole life.
guy in the photo is an old coworker of mine lol – funny to see him show up on my home page
Elon looks…rough. All his shittiness is sucking his soul away and he’s turning into a fat empty husk