34 Comments

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   [deleted] on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

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   Schwimmbo on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   Gotta be kidding me. Is this real or shopped?

3. 

   two_shoes_and_socks on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   Part of me thinks this is fake AF, but knowing the man, it is entirely possible.

4. 

   TheIncredibleNurse on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   Fake no? If not I am buying all the puts in the market tomorrow. Anybody got a couple billion to lend me

5. 

   Reggio_Calabria on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   “Then this guy walks into my office and says those same banks got greedy, they lost track of the market, and I can profit off of their stupidity? Fuck, yeah, I want him to be right!”

6. 

   SirHolyCow on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   If only this were real…still funny tho.

7. 

   dantezergt on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   Did he … He did not. Get out of here. Nooo heh… Can’t be.

8. 

   motzschmotz on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   

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   _srsh_ on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

   

10. 

    spotpea on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    MFer I was working at Bear in 2008 when he did this to us.

11. 

    Danijust2 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Jesus. Credit Suisse is doomed, dommed!!

12. 

    MrULTRALONG on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Reverse creampie

13. 

    McSnoots on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Lol at people in here trying to figure out if this tweet is real.

14. 

    BeerPizzaGaming on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    His wife is a nice lady…. but I absolutely get the impression that she rails him with a strap on, without any lube, while making him call her “ma’am” or “mistress.”

15. 

    Jupman on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    LoL now he is just trolling everyone.

16. 

    ColonelSpacePirate on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Wow , talk about a nail in the coffin

17. 

    TWAT_BUGS on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    I heard Jim sits on the toilet to fart and then flushes it.

18. 

    ksa20 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    I’m slightly surprised he’s still alive or working. If he’s bad at his job then why keep paying him? If he’s good at his job then why is he still there after all these years? Fill me in on the secret sauce that I’m clearly missing.

19. 

    DesmondMilesDant on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Oh cmon. I did not found the tweet where he said that.

20. 

    jomama823 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    That’s not a real quote, does this guy get off destroying banks? And companies? And anything else he touches?

21. 

    zakaoki on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    this is a massive sell signal all in baby

22. 

    Additional-Ad7305 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    I mean… he HAS to be trolling now, right? He knows everything he says and posts ends up here. Maybe he’s just farming karma somehow secretly.

23. 

    RandomGuy9292 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    How do i short Credit Suisse?!

24. 

    YungChaky on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    We need a fabricated text rule here. This shit is stupid.

25. 

    redditmodsRrussians on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Truly these are the end times…..

26. 

    Big_Biscotti_1259 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    CS in Danger

27. 

    Salty-Ad6128 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Short Credit Suisse!!!

28. 

    ankole_watusi on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Oh, shit!

29. 

    crystalpeaks25 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    mouth pieces do not have the capacity to learn.

30. 

    JazzlikePractice4470 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    The nail is now in the coffin.

31. 

    ahungrylilsandwhich on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    I don’t believe it

32. 

    niknik888 on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Oh shit, guess I’ll sell tomorrow!

33. 

    Omega_scriptura on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    If this is real I am liquidating everything tomorrow

34. 

    always-indifferent on October 2, 2022 at 8:31 pm

    Alan Greenspan has told us that “our liquidity is stroooonnnggg”

    Nothing to see here ‘tards

    Oh Shute