20 Comments

1. 

   variousred on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   Nothing good about this

2. 

   bigload8769 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   Jesus Christ, that motherfucker coke rat had to open his yap didn’t he!

3. 

   NoNegotiationsOk on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   There has to be some autist out there that has actually plotted every bad call this moron has made

4. 

   RobertLewis01 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   Fuck….inverse Cramer. Well boys. It’s been fun. Guess my calls and puts would be frozen in time.

5. 

   ConnorFree on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   *approximately 3 weeks go by*
   *the war between Ukraine and Russia has ever so dramatically escalated*
   *the United Nations has gotten involved and began the campaign and invasion into Russia*
   *All out global modern warfare has broken-loose to extents never before seen in mankind*
   *The presence of the war is felt disastrously across the globe. Economies collapsed, food and supplies scarce. The world in fear, terror runs global*
   *Allied forces have broken through the frontlines of Russia. On a late October evening, our armies reach the perimeter of the heart of the motherland and prepare for the takeover of Moscow.*
   *Putin and the Russian armies flirt with the face the face of defeat. As all hope for Russia begins to be lost, they are left with their last option.*
   *It’s 3 am. I’m at home in my small sleepy Midwest town, under blackout hours. The town is pitch black.*
   *I lay awake and bed. And then it happens.. the rings of the unmistakeable sirens call from the distance.*
   *the eery sounds of the ear piercing sirens grow louder. My iPhone pierces the quiet of my home as the emergency alert buzzes violently on my phone.*
   It’s happening..
   Russia has launched a nuclear warhead straight into the heart of the United States.
   *It’s the end.*
   I’m panicking. I’m facing my obliteration and the end of my life as I know it in mere minutes.
   But..there’s one thing..one thing more important.
   *The sky flashes in a blinding incredible brightness I’ve never seen the intensity of in my life.*
   Oh fuck.
   *I feel the complete rumble of the earth and the ground beneath me. I have to hurry*
   I full on sprint to my desk, dodging debris and trying to balance as the interior of my house collapses around me. Every glass window pane in my house shattering.
   I make it to my desk. I swing open my laptop violently. Hurry!
   *the ripple of the nuclear blast is approaching in mere seconds*
   With the speed and finesse of a skilled hacker, I open the robinhood website and type my credentials in with the speed of lightning.
   *i have no more time*
   This is it.. loading..loading.. my portfolio flashes to life on my screen just in time!
   With the end of the world surrounding me, the end of life as I know it, I proudly look at my GME stock.
   “Hold!” “Yes! Keep Holding” I exclaim proudly! “Hold!” as my body and surroundings evaporate into the blast

6. 

   dandantheshippingman on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   Damn it Cramer

7. 

   gamesexposed on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   Balls deep in URA like HODLLL

8. 

   leli_manning on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   We need to silence Cramer before he destroys the universe.

9. 

   kismatwalla on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

   incredibly unlikely sounds like double negative. So i flipped it to its “credibly likely”… He said “Its credibly likely that Russia will use nuclear weapons”…. we are all going to be okay.

10. 

    Mooncow027 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    I seen 23 new alerts and I thought, I’m not that popular.

11. 

    Investoslave on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Oh fuuuuuck. Buying calls on mutually assured destruction

12. 

    ConnorFree on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    *soviet union anthem intensifies*

13. 

    andyk231 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Godspeed everyone, we r fukt.

14. 

    Loose_Meat_Sandwich_ on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Cramerica about to experience some real climate change! RIP

15. 

    hookisacrankycrook on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    It is incredibly unlikely that Cramer has a fucking clue what Russia will do, and no one asked him for his opinion on the matter. Stick to sucking at stock market predictions Jim. Leave international diplomacy to the smart people who do it for a living.

16. 

    iamjt on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Sounds like hell march

17. 

    dutch9494 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Now we’re really fucked

18. 

    Dry_Badger_Chef on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Share?! The picture you copied is literally a screenshot of a post, which is much higher upvoted by the way, that’s on this very sub. Who are you sharing it for, Alzheimer’s patients?!

19. 

    indiomonk_ou812 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    I agree with most that Kramer is usually wrong. Why did he feel like he had to say this? Argh HHH!

20. 

    lamdog330 on October 6, 2022 at 5:19 am

    The narrative has been set. It’s all a distraction from GME.