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Twitter deal is looking like a done deal..
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I got 20g’s on him not buying it before oct.29
I swear he did this whole thing to be able to call himself the chief twit
Shit, I just bought puts….
It’s just 5000 people. But laying off 75% of a large company maybe just what we need to finally kick off this recession.
I wonder what he’s going to do to Twitter? “On this new form of Twitter, you can do anything!”
Really thought it was spelled with an A
Calls on sinks.
Leo Laporte may take exception to that
Haven’t given a rats ass about twitler – ever. Hope the shit crashes and burns. FB, Twitter – they all need to go.
Maybe all these coders could go work the coal mines lmao
Listen most of this sub has 2 days left on the bet of whether the deal goes through before the court case starts on Friday. So to ensure most of us get our internet points, the deal can’t go through until next week.
OP has Charlie Kirk on his following list lmao
I thought Elon must said Twitter is a stupid dumbster fire.
Why does he want to acquire it so bad and say it empowers citizen journalism?
Chief >!Ni!<twit.
“Citizen Journalism” – aka people saying whatever they want with zero accountability and people get to believe whatever fits their worldview.
Why is he carrying a sink?
Get ready for Trump’s Twitter rants again
Worst business deal in the history of deals a
Gonna turn it into truth social but there’s a bird
It’ll be dead in 6 months
Oh shit, .63 arbitrage up for grabs.
Imagine you just found out your company is being bought out and 75% of the staff are going to be fired and as you’re crying, the new owner busts through the door with a 12 year old meme.
If he fires 75% of the employees there, it is still 25% short of perfect, in my opinion. Everyone who works at that place sucks, and should apologize to everyone in the free world for being such losers.
Thinking citizen journalists are a net good is the biggest proof yet he’s a fucking idiot.
TWTR to $1000 let’s go!! I’m in under $50.
Should change the name to Twatter so that he can make it so he’s the chief twat
This guy is truly insufferable
Why are calls in 2025 only 10 bucks at 55 bucks??
Can I talk about Israel on it now or is that antisemtic
God i hate this gilded age 2.0.
well there goes my 200 $55c I paid 5 cents for lol
buy lets be fr why does twitter have so many employees? its just a platform which hasnt changed anything in years. seems inefficient
He brought in a sink as a gag? Truly autistic.
I don’t care about the pageantry. I’ll believe it when the ink dries and the money hits the brokerage accounts.
Damn some people who have been fastidiously avoiding things they do not want to hear could have things enter their minds and pollute their neural circuits!
Free speech is a threat to our democracy