29 Comments

1. 

   New_Reputation on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   anyone can link for the earning report schedule. Thanks cant find it

2. 

   predict_irrational on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   I’m on prescription steroids and I can feel my organs growing

3. 

   -Dreamville- on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   World axe throwing on TV

4. 

   DaemonEst on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   It feel like October is primed for a crash again

5. 

   Ceyenne18 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!

6. 

   KilltheK04 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   About to get off then I’m gonna “get off”, drink some beer and play some MLB the Show 

7. 

   Worldly_Blood_9798 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   Nothing better than a horny cougar at 3 am

8. 

   Worldly_Blood_9798 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   Gonna pop me an edible before sunrise

9. 

   EtemAll on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

   Best side job is being a bouncer at a bar. I work Thursday thru sat at nights. Cash tips not reported. Make California min wage, $140 a night in tips usually. Get to yell at regard inheritance fucks. Make out w a chick or two. Free beer and liquor

10. 

    Fantastic_Bar3109 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    I’m healthier than the stock market and that says a lot

11. 

    cheaptissueburlap on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Fb absolutely need to anticipate the next stage of growth, if you believe internet will stay a statiic thing and the humans in 50 years will be using a keyboard and a mouse while looking at a small flat screen then you lack vision.

    The internet in 50 years is most definitely gonna involve AR or VR or some immersive form, zuck is hanging with futurists and clearly he understands that

12. 

    EtemAll on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Why am I so spooked it’s gonna be a green week. There’s no fucking way it will be… so it will

13. 

    ShickyMicky on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Sunday morning beer because why not.

14. 

    BLOW_0 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    BEARS 

15. 

    Qertyp on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Bought 1500 shares of TSLA on Friday for roughly $400k: [https://prnt.sc/xxH5YwUSVYiN](https://prnt.sc/8vrvbWTmIU95)

    Grown men still living the 9-5 wagie lifestyle in 2022 & actually having no pride by reporting to a damn female supervisor at work yet sharing their expertise on TSLA has been the highlight of the weekend ngl.

16. 

    Weak-Pea1147 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    cost on fire sale right now

17. 

    onthewayoutthere on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Can I get a flair that reads “tiny third nipple” – thank you.

18. 

    QueenxDillon on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    I wish I could buy calls on anime, demon slayer is something I’d buy in a heart beat

19. 

    walterreid on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Good morning everyone!!!

20. 

    PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Circuit breakers on Monday confirmed

21. 

    RevengeOfTheDoctor on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    So I just saw a lady with dementia fuck with her lifevest so fucking much that it registered her as having a shockable arrhythmia, and it delivered a shock and fucking killed her. Darwinism at its finest boys holy shit. Me and the nurse called the company that made it and they literally freaked out and hung up on us lmfao

22. 

    onthewayoutthere on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    I’m buying an iPhone 14

23. 

    Inevitable-Tank137 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Fuck it it’s a hard days night type of day.

    Alexa play the entire album fuck it

24. 

    Travis_Beckmen on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    Anthony Palumbo likes it Raw, No Rubbah!!

25. 

    Adventurous_Garlic58 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    How tf can you have 50+ trillion in derivatives on your balance sheet?

26. 

    Worldly_Blood_9798 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    What’s with women making sex sounds when they eat?

27. 

    Fantastic_Bar3109 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    5:30. Coffee brewed. No futes 

28. 

    SecretaryImaginary44 on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    AmeriPoors waking up and dumping their shares i see

29. 

    tastypieceofmeat on October 2, 2022 at 6:15 am

    every time I feel down I just look at Clifford and remember life is all about having fun and joyful moments